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Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:51 pm
by djwesp
So, a very cheapo Haiku generator popped this out today. Recollecting how well the limericks went... I thought I'd share my horrible haiku.
orchestras expire
brutish stare fisherwoman
hoping, shrieking clock
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:57 pm
by The Jackson
Haha, that's a good one!
Maybe I'll quit this 2ba playing stuff and get to where the really expression is at...
pedals ring in air
ding of mouthpiece on the floor
the hand is given
(':
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:40 pm
by djwesp
oh god... w.r.
i just spewed diet mountain dew all over the computer at work...
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:55 pm
by eupher61
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:00 pm
by djwesp
I envision a
world where all mankind shares SPAM
and none go without.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:05 am
by bearphonium
Cat haiku:
I purr
to show my love for you
want to sniff my butt?
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:50 pm
by OldsRecording
bearphonium wrote:Cat haiku:
I purr
to show my love for you
want to sniff my butt?
For the dogs:
If it won't pet me
Or it can not be eaten
It does me no good
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:08 pm
by djwesp
Scooby Tuba wrote:I believe that the consensus was that Haiku are for little girls, viola players, and frail, thin, pasty-faced men. So...
You can call me a little girl....
BUT VIOLA PLAYER?!?!?!?! Them's be fightin' words!
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 pm
by iiipopes
Haiku to fragile
Takes limericks to really
drive down the point home.
There once was a tubist named Earl
Who played his horn like a girl
But it wasn't his fault
You see he got caught
In the sack with a flautist named Pearl
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:55 pm
by jhedrick
Best Man pays sideman
Leader's greediness revealed
Rebellion ensues
The drummer helped
Me count the syllables in this
Haiku
(Oh, we should not have started this!!)
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:08 pm
by OldsRecording
How do you get the
Bass player off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza!
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:11 am
by windshieldbug
Difference between
snake and conductor in road -
skid marks before snake
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:15 pm
by tubatooter1940
Gustav is coming.
We are so bummed out right now.
We'll get over it.
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:31 am
by bearphonium
One a friend scribbled out for me earlier in the summer:
No gas? No mas
Alas, I find my grill cold.
Rare steak, anyone?
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:03 pm
by iiipopes
There once was a 'netter name Scooby
Who acted a bit of a booby
He shut down our thread
Said it was done--dead
And deprived us of laughs on the tube-y
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:27 pm
by windshieldbug
Violas make life
unbearable for some,
parody for others
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:48 pm
by eupher61
Limericks are missed
Why not start up a new thread
Refrigerator
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:29 pm
by windshieldbug
Side-by-side freezer.
Why discriminate between
some appliances?
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:30 pm
by The Jackson
Everybody knows
Kids get tuba instructors
To hit high Bb
Re: Limericks? Nah, Haiku!
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:22 pm
by Todd S. Malicoate
My eyes are burning
Too much smoke is all around
Another bar gig