Why some men have dogs and not wives

[OldsRecording]

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



4. A dog's parents never visit.



5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.



7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.



8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'



10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

[TubaRay]

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

Probably the most important one....

[tubatooter1940]

What is the difference between your dog barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door?
If you let the dog in it will shut up.

[TubaRay]

What is the difference between your dog barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the front door?
If you let the dog in it will shut up.

Another good point!

On a related thought: I have spent enough time in a particular spot that I now have a theme song. It is know as "The Doghouse Polka."

[tbn.al]

I offer this as evidence.......

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Which would you rather come home to.

[Chuck Jackson]

I offer this as evidence.......


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Well, my dinner is ruined. At least when the dogs wag their tails no one is going to get hurt.

Chuck"disgusted"Jackson

[tbn.al]

Well, my dinner is ruined. At least when the dogs wag their tails no one is going to get hurt.

Chuck"disgusted"Jackson

In attempt at further repulsion, I call you attention to the purple panties which you may not have noticed at the first hasty glance.