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The Navy is better at blowing things up from quite a long way away, but the Marines are much better at blowing things up at close range.

As I'm ex navy I like a good Marine joke* as well as the next sailor, but why are we doing this here?

* Give a marine 2 cannon balls and then weld them all into a 6x6x6 armor plate cube. Come back 20 minutes later and cut a hole in the side of the cube. You'll find that the marine has broken one of the cannon balls and lost the other.

I served in the Naval Security Group in the 60's... at a time when the Cold War was at it's peak. All of our Navy stations also had a detachment of Marines that served in the same specialty. We always joked that the Marines were there to carry out the emergency destruction duties. Starting with the sailors!

What's the difference between humor and odor?
Humor is a shift of wit.

Saw a bumper sticker on a retired Marine's car that read:
U.S. Marines - travel agents to Allah
I served three years in the corps. We used to sing:
"Raid the town and kill all the people."
The Marine Corps gives a young man the opportunity to travel the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
We appreciated the Navy giving us a ride to work.

Between a troop of midget acrobats and a bunch of showgirls/burlesque dancers ?

One is a cunning array of stunts, the other....well, you know.

A fox and a female jogger?


A fox is a cunning runt.