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yoink
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Musical humor
Just a little musical humor.
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rocksanddirt
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Re: Musical humor
cynide and happiness is always a bit of an aquired taste.
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Haha...thanks...that gave me a second of emotional relief! 
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tubatom91
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Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia-Nu Omicron Chapter
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tubafatness
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This one's always good.
"There are places in music that you can only go if you're an idiot."--Tom Waits
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timdicarlo
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Always used this one on my older brother, the ex-oboist:
Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.
An oboe played well is a beautiful thing; that being said, suffice it to say that I got a lot of mileage out of this one in his early high school years.
Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.
An oboe played well is a beautiful thing; that being said, suffice it to say that I got a lot of mileage out of this one in his early high school years.
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The Jackson
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Q: What's the difference between a dead conductor in the middle of road and a deak skunk in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks after the skunk.
A: There are skid marks after the skunk.
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ken k
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speaking of oboes, what is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
the bassoon will burn longer...
the bassoon will burn longer...
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Mirafone 187 BBb
1919 Pan American BBb Helicon
1924 Buescher BBb tuba (Dr. Suessaphone)
2009 Mazda Miata
1996 Honda Pacific Coast PC800
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yoink
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What is the difference between a tuba and a euphonium?
The tuba holds more urine.
The tuba holds more urine.
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OldsRecording
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What's the world's longest viola joke?
Harold in Italy
Harold in Italy
bardus est ut bardus probo,
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
Bill Souder
All mushrooms are edible, some are edible only once.
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tubatooter1940
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Why are all viola jokes so short?OldsRecording wrote:What's the world's longest viola joke?
Harold in Italy
So violinists can understand them.
We pronounce it Guf Coast