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Musical humor

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:11 am
by yoink
Just a little musical humor.

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:19 am
by rocksanddirt
cynide and happiness is always a bit of an aquired taste.

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:54 pm
by pierso20
Haha...thanks...that gave me a second of emotional relief! :)

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:36 pm
by tubatom91
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Re: Musical humor

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:29 pm
by tubafatness
This one's always good.

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:20 pm
by timdicarlo
Always used this one on my older brother, the ex-oboist:

Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.

An oboe played well is a beautiful thing; that being said, suffice it to say that I got a lot of mileage out of this one in his early high school years.

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:25 pm
by The Jackson
Q: What's the difference between a dead conductor in the middle of road and a deak skunk in the middle of the road?


A: There are skid marks after the skunk.

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:05 pm
by ken k
speaking of oboes, what is the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?

the bassoon will burn longer...

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:06 pm
by yoink
What is the difference between a tuba and a euphonium?



The tuba holds more urine.

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:15 pm
by OldsRecording
What's the world's longest viola joke?

Harold in Italy

Re: Musical humor

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:19 am
by tubatooter1940
OldsRecording wrote:What's the world's longest viola joke?

Harold in Italy
Why are all viola jokes so short?
So violinists can understand them.