The value of farts

[BVD Press]

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[The Big Ben]

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Farts have made me what I am today....

[jacojdm]

I'm glad that this post had nothing to do with cake.

[Tuba Guy]

Then you'd really have to wonder how many fundamentalist types are going to argue against this because you're "just using the microorganisms to fart"...then again, that could be a job for tuba players in between playing gigs...i wonder what's cheaper...beans or gas...pun not intended...

[eupher61]

you gotta have fart...lots and lots and lots of fart....

[MartyNeilan]

Why is this in "Off Topic" and not in the main "TubeNet" section...??

Because our buddy Bob1062 isn't available to chime in about false tones.

[tubatooter1940]

Farts are of no value at all. The food intake that produces them is a considerable investment.
Now that I have attained geezerhood, I understand why "old fart" is a well deserved term. However farting for enjoyment is risky as one ages.
The adage, "Never pass up a bathroom. Never trust a fart" has never been more true.
May 2nd, we (John Reno and the Half-Fast Creekers) have a two hour concert at a beautiful venue by the river in Lake Charles Louisiana for "Contraband Days". The harmonica player (in his 50's) and I have agreed to wear Depends (adult diapers) to make sure we can go two hours nonstop - beer or no beer. We are recording a live DVD of this concert.
If you should see a blissful look on Kurt's or my face during the concert. you will know what is happening.

[BVD Press]

Farts are of no value at all. The food intake that produces them is a considerable investment.
Now that I have attained geezerhood, I understand why "old fart" is a well deserved term. However farting for enjoyment is risky as one ages.
The adage, "Never pass up a bathroom. Never trust a fart" has never been more true.
May 2nd, we (John Reno and the Half-Fast Creekers) have a two hour concert at a beautiful venue by the river in Lake Charles Louisiana for "Contraband Days". The harmonica player (in his 50's) and I have agreed to wear Depends (adult diapers) to make sure we can go two hours nonstop - beer or no beer. We are recording a live DVD of this concert.
If you should see a blissful look on Kurt's or my face during the concert. you will know what is happening.

It always amazes me where a thread can go!

[BVD Press]

So I read the linked article. I see that a certain organism can be "harnessed" to convert something that is useless into fuel cell fodder. And all I can think is, "Man, I'm going to be rich one day!"

And I thought I was alone in my thoughts!