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Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:58 am
by TubaRay
Re: Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:43 am
by Tuba Guy
Yeah, the problem is, they're going to start considering marching equiptment weapons...won't be long before they make having a sousaphone in public an offense publishable by jail
Re: Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:46 am
by lgb&dtuba
Or charged with carrying a concealed baton.
Re: Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:17 am
by windshieldbug
Tuba Guy wrote:Yeah, the problem is, they're going to start considering marching equipment weapons...won't be long before they make having a sousaphone in public an offense publishable by jail
Should be for a saxophone already!

Re: Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:58 pm
by jacojdm
What a poorly worded headline.
Re: Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:49 pm
by TubaRay
jacojdm wrote:What a poorly worded headline.
I had to go back and re-read the clip. You are obviously a real pervert. That was funny!
Re: Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:32 am
by tubatooter1940
The subject of this thread is more than correct. Marching band girls have instruments, batons, flagpoles and wooden rifles to assault you with.
Also small 3-5 piece bar bands with a chick singer are a potential minefield. One male player forms a relationship with the girl and you have a faction within the band that can rise up and smite you all.
I have hired many lady musicians. My advice to them was do the whole band or don't do any of them.
Re: Don't Mess With Band Girls
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:14 am
by The Jackson
I hope to God that none of my old high school band colleagues ever read this article or ones like it. Their individual and collective egos are high enough already.
