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It's been kinda slow up north here, and I was thinking about how nice it would be to get something I could name. You know, Crappyeuph, named their quartet, "Sweet Thunder" with some very creative input from the TNFJ, and TMurphy has been naming his cats. I can't have a dog where I live and cats and I don't occupy the same space very well.

So, I guess, I'll opening this up to the jury. What thing, living, dead, or a material item, with or with out any momentous value, should I consider getting, which would be worthy of being named by this illustrious group. Please submit your ideas with the appropriate name of an item, which could survive the tundra.

P.S. The tuba and sous are already named; Betsy and Ross

Okay, yep, I'm bored.

Get a gun. One of these.

Name your mouthpieces. Name your car. Name your ****.
There's always plenty of stuff to name...

Funny story about naming things:

When my oldest was only about 19 months old, he barged in on me taking a bath one afternoon. I was just laying back, soaking in the tub.
He toddles over to me, stares down for a few seconds, and then toddles out of the bathroom.

The next time I am changing his diaper, he points down to his male part and says, "Daa." "Daa" was what he always called me. He had named his thing after me!

My dad fought golden gloves as a welterweight.
He named his left fist "Sudden Death'. He said, "When I hit 'em with a left, they die".
He said he had no name for his right fist because when he hit 'em with a right, "They died on the way up and rotted on the way down".

How about a pet rock? That should survive.
Name it "Squishy"

Or, a dalmatian. Name it "Stripe".

If you get a dog, name it "Stay."

"Come here, Stay!"

I'm going to hell, aren't I.