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Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:33 pm
by Todd S. Malicoate
I'm pretty sure I heard a buzzing sound...like a tiny, small-bore gnat or something.
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:22 pm
by MartyNeilan
snorlax wrote:I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.
I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for
the job. Or, maybe they are working up both excerpts.
Marty "who, all kidding aside, strongly recommends all serious baritone players double on trombone."
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:44 pm
by MartyNeilan
snorlax wrote:If you send me, by next Tuesday, five sets of Blokewashers and a fifth-valve attachment for a Yamaha 321 euphonium, I will call off the billion-baritone march.
Consider it.
I figured you would be holding out for the
Blokepiece Jr.® !!!
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:11 am
by Naptown Tuba
MartyNeilan wrote:snorlax wrote:I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.
I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for
the job. Or, maybe they are working up both excerpts."
Only when they're not at work saying......"Do you want fries with that? Or.....Yes, I'm sorry, but we ARE out of McNuggets. PLEASE put down that cell phone. I'm sure we can work something out without you calling 911."
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:59 am
by Rick Denney
snorlax wrote:If my terrorist demands are met, I will call off the billion-baritone march.
Billion? Don't you mean Both?
Rick "'Bloke dispels the crowd with a free six-pack'" Denney
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:34 am
by OOMPAH
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Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:02 am
by windshieldbug
Baritones are just tuba mouthpieces played backwards!
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:36 am
by TexTuba
MartyNeilan wrote:snorlax wrote:I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.
I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for
the job.
So when did being a delivery driver at Domino's become
the job?
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:46 am
by windshieldbug
snorlax wrote:I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.
Wouldn't that be the BILLION ALTERNATE FINGERING MARCH!?
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:27 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
windshieldbug wrote:snorlax wrote:I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.
Wouldn't that be the BILLION ALTERNATE FINGERING MARCH!?
As long as it's not the BILLION SECOND-VALVE-TRILL MARCH ...
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:46 pm
by windshieldbug
MartyNeilan wrote:snorlax wrote:I am herewith organizing the BILLION BARITONE MARCH on Williston, TN., in protest of Bloke's vile insult to baritone players worldwide.
I thought all baritone players were busy practicing for
the job.
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:57 pm
by tubashaman2
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Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:52 am
by TexTuba
tubashaman2 wrote:Snorlax----do you play baritone, or the larger euphonium?
If you play euphonium as your primary instrument, you really can't complain.
And yes, there is a difference. If you play euphonium, then maybe Bloke will have to change his location again and change the term baritone to euphonium
And boom goes the dynamite......
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:09 pm
by iiipopes
I'm just glad those urinals weren't made from double-belled instruments!
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:15 pm
by windshieldbug
"That water sure is cold!"
"Yeah, but it's deep, too!"
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:08 pm
by Bob Kolada
I like American baritones (hooah). Am I exempt from this legal action?
Re: Ban Baritone-Bashing, Bigoted, Blowhard Bloviating BLOKE
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:27 am
by k001k47
... said all the tuba players trying to fart out Bydlo on "tenor tubas"