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Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:38 pm
by rocksanddirt
at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:59 am
by Chuck Jackson
rocksanddirt wrote:at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.
With access to firearms........

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:50 am
by Matt G
Chuck Jackson wrote:
rocksanddirt wrote:at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.
With access to firearms........
The memo I received is that all women are crazy, just to varying degrees. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not simply a quote, but a provable theorem.

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:00 am
by Tubaryan12
Matthew Gilchrest wrote:
Chuck Jackson wrote:
rocksanddirt wrote:at the very least, stay away from crazy girls.
With access to firearms........
The memo I received is that all women are crazy, just to varying degrees. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not simply a quote, but a provable theorem.
In short, 90% of us are in trouble.

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:23 am
by bort
Too soon.

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:42 am
by ken k
Matthew Gilchrest wrote:The memo I received is that all women are crazy, just to varying degrees. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not simply a quote, but a provable theorem.
The thing is, in this case, the woman who killed him wasn't the one who was scorned!!!!


k

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:59 am
by Matt G
ken k wrote:The thing is, in this case, the woman who killed him wasn't the one who was scorned!!!!


k
Preemptive strike.

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:05 pm
by windshieldbug
knuxie wrote:If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...
He wasn't cheating. He was just using those binoculars to scan the other team's sideline for signs of his missing ferret. :shock: :D

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:50 pm
by OldsRecording
It's one thing to cheat, but it's another thing entirely to cheat on your mistress. You've got to have a very big set to do that one.

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:46 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
OldsRecording wrote:It's one thing to cheat, but it's another thing entirely to cheat on your mistress. You've got to have a very big set to do that one.
As one of my female friends often says, "if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you" ...

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:20 pm
by tubatooter1940
Any man who believes he can successfully carry on a relationship with more than one woman at a time is cruisin' for a bruisin'.
I am proud to be married to the meanest woman I ever met and still be alive.
My sweet Hariett had an aunt who suspected her husband was cheating. He found an axe under their bed. He put it away in the garden shed but it was back under the bed the very next night. He would wake in the middle of the night and find her sitting up - staring at him. :shock:

Re: If there was EVER a reason to never cheat...

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:28 pm
by Ricko
Here's another reason...

http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll ... ckcomments" target="_blank

Can't believe our state is getting so well known for these wackos - would prefer to put the music back in Music City.

Ricko