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"Ex-Marine Kills 200 pound bear with log"

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3306263" target="_blank

Because a tuba player would have to consult with other tuba players to make sure that he was using the right size/brand/finish log and that their technique was acceptable to the "flavor-of-the-day" norm. By that time the bear would have eaten the kids, car, father, and the pots and pans.

Chuck

because THERE IS NO THING as an "ex-tuba player"

windshieldbug wrote:because THERE IS NO THING as an "ex-tuba player"

Yup, this is true. And besides, don't most tuba players flush their logs down the toilet?

Chuck Jackson wrote:Because a tuba player would have to consult with other tuba players to make sure that he was using the right size/brand/finish log and that their technique was acceptable to the "flavor-of-the-day" norm. By that time the bear would have eaten the kids, car, father, and the pots and pans.

Chuck

That's a trumpet player. A tuba player would have first ensured that his beer was OK.

The tuba player would have already been kicked out of the campground for practicing on his new MW travel F tuba.

Log, shmog -- a tuba player (whether ex-rated or not ) would've used a BAT!

Simple. Just blow the bear away with your 6450 Baer