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Re: keeping a log
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:33 pm
by Dan Schultz
Sort of reminds me of the EMHO log that some guys who were in the Navy might remember.

Re: keeping a log
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:36 pm
by k001k47
uhh... sure, I'll participate!

Re: keeping a log
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 10:36 pm
by Mojo workin'
Finally, some research I can really get behind.
This will no doubt change the air here on Tubenet.
When the other instrumental forums get wind of this, the results could be explosive.
Since we are downwind of any tabulation, let's hope that this doesn't result in any unnecessary bilabial friction.
Let's hope there will be no skid marks found ahead of the true reality of this phenomenon.
Re: keeping a log
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 11:42 pm
by DonShirer
Of course two of the contributing factors (besides tuba blowing) are diet and age. The term "old farts" was not picked out of thin air, you know.
(perhaps another kind of air altogether)
Re: keeping a log
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:10 am
by Todd S. Malicoate
Toilet humor. How nice. Congratulations!
Re: keeping a log
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:21 am
by Kevin Hendrick
Would that be a natural log or a common log?
DonShirer wrote:Of course two of the contributing factors (besides tuba blowing) are diet and age. The term "old farts" was not picked out of thin air, you know.
(perhaps another kind of air altogether)
Might be "dairy air" (and you don't even have to be from London) ...
KiltieTuba wrote:Sound like a real blast to me!
Yup -- we're breaking new wind here! (or, as Anne Robinson might put it, "we ARE ... the Methane Link!")

Re: keeping a log
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:00 pm
by lgb&dtuba
Yes, this is certainly wind, er ground breaking research.
Re: keeping a log
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:41 pm
by Brassdad
I propose a variation for the purpose of adding "projection and force" into the equasion.
For this you need a basic wheeled office type chair (or you could use a straight back chair on a wheeled platform), and a sail.
Mark the starting location of the chair and at the conclusion of a day calculate total distance traveled.
or ... the very windy people amung us could hook up a small propeller device to a motor and work on powering some small electrical device.
Re: keeping a log
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:14 pm
by MartyNeilan
I usually flush mine, but you are welcome to keep yours, if you really feel the need.
Re: keeping a log
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:19 pm
by Mojo workin'
To complete LJV's reference....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LAA9SK2sM4" target="_blank" target="_blank
Re: keeping a log
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:24 pm
by tubaguy9
maybe
this song made by
this guy is what makes us seem gassier...