Dan Schultz
"The Village Tinker" http://www.thevillagetinker.com" target="_blank
Current 'stable'... Rudolf Meinl 5/4, Marzan (by Willson) euph, King 2341, Alphorn, and other strange stuff.
I'll resist commenting on the somewhat shaky facts in the ThinkQuest article, but I couldn't help noticing that of the 5 "Music for Tuba" pieces he quotes, 3 are for F or tenor horns. Hmm, maybe I should try to talk my conductor into doing a Mozart concerto as a bass solo.
"Is that what this is about? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? You're mad because they lied to you? Listen, pal, they lie to everyone. They lie to the fish." ~Falling Down (1993)
...and you will be told many more. They will sometimes be mixed in with words such as "f***" and "a**." Frequently they will come from the eastern portion of your map. Do NOT be surprised by this.