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Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:03 pm
by Bob Kolada
Fine fine, you win.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:34 pm
by Mark
Following free advice will cost you more than you paid for it.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:29 pm
by Mark
Geraldo wrote:Casey Anthony was a good mother.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:58 pm
by SplatterTone
A tabacco pipe is the perfect instrument: It gives the wise man time to think, and the fool something to stick in his mouth.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:12 pm
by Rev Rob
Are we not all sophomores - wise fools? :roll:

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:32 pm
by SplatterTone
Rev Rob wrote:Are we not all sophomores - wise fools? :roll:
Concise answer: No. :roll:

Boy, this paraprosdokian thread sure is having a hard time getting off the ground.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:23 am
by k001k47
I think the Yorkbrunner is the best 'do it all' horn.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:26 am
by kegmcnabb
Anything free is worth saving up for!

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:35 pm
by pwhitaker
Do you feel more like you do now than you did?

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:16 am
by Brucom
Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:10 am
by TubaRay
Mark wrote:
Geraldo wrote:Casey Anthony was a good mother.
In my view, if Geraldo had ANY credibility(and that is a very big "if"), he lost all of it, right there. We can debate whether or not she should have been convicted. That is certainly debatable. Is there any doubt concerning her being a good mother? I heard Geraldo make this statement on The O'Reilly Factor. I was completely shocked that he would make the statement.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:03 pm
by SplatterTone
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
- Mark Twain

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:25 pm
by TubaRay
Doc wrote:Ray,

If we are going to go off on a related tangent, we should prepare ourselves for the journey:

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Fair enough!!!

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:56 am
by bort
What's new in history?

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:01 pm
by tubbba
Of all the posts I've read on TubeNet ... this is one of them.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:45 pm
by Donn
I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming my head off, like the passengers on his bus!

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:57 pm
by ken k
Doc wrote:#3

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
:D

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:00 pm
by ken k
I have a friend who is alot like a slinky. He is not good for much but he brings a smile to my face everytime I push him down the stairs.....

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:26 pm
by TheHatTuba
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Re: Your Daily Paraprosdokian

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:16 am
by Donn
If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.