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The movie Elf. I've seen it 3 times already . I will watch it again.

" Ohhh ... this looks just like Santa's workshop. Only it smells like mushrooms and everyone here looks like they want to hurt me"
Funniest damn line in the movie.

Zooey Deschanel and I will get married someday, she just doesn't know it yet.

I love falling asleep on the couch while watching a movie. It drives my wife nuts, and I think I enjoy that a bit.

I seldom feel guilty about having pleasure. Wait! I feel guilty about making that statement.

I'll get back to you.