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Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:42 pm
by OldsRecording
Clever quips?
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:01 pm
by ken k
clever quips??
cute
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:07 am
by dwaskew
fine.
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:58 am
by windshieldbug
so's yer old man...
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:41 am
by Tubajug
I know I am but what are you???
Wait....d'oh!
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:41 am
by Tubajug
My ears are not toilets for your potty mouth.
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:47 pm
by Uncle Buck
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Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 5:15 am
by sousaphone68
Pogue mo thoin
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:27 am
by oldbandnerd
I know you are but what am I?
Liar,liar pants on fire.
Shut don't go up,prices do. Take my advice and shut up too.
You and what army ?
Govenor Romeny, that just isn't true.
Well, governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military's changed.
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:06 am
by Chuck Jackson
Moxeet Da, Moxeet Nyet.
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:57 pm
by Heavy_Metal
"You can't fix stupid!" (from my friend George Lanthier)
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:59 pm
by k001k47
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:20 pm
by Brucom
No me toque sucio abogado.
You probably think you're a wit - you're half right.
Don't call me "sir," I was enlisted.
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:27 pm
by TubaTodd
Something I said about a[n] (now former) employee.
"His tenure in our office can be summed up as a series of bad decisions."
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:59 am
by MartyNeilan
When someone tells you to "have a good one"
Look them straight in the eye and say,"I just did."
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:04 am
by Highpitch
He said: "Kiss my ***!"
She said: "Better mark the spot, it's all *** to me!"
DDG
Re: List your clever quips here.
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:27 am
by Kevin Hendrick
"I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I got here."
"That's how it goes when it goes like that ..."