Shank Poll

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:20 pm

What sort of shank do you normally carry?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:26 pm

Sorry, forgot to add: Other, please specify

sousaphone68 · Post by **sousaphone68** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:31 pm

The razor sharp tongue of my wife
On the assumption that what I fear others will too

tofu · Post by **tofu** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:41 pm

other:

shawshank

The act of enduring something which results in continuous consternation and/or pain of which you have no control over once into it. And, the event does not end until the act is completed or until you find a way to tunnel out and/or crawl through a proverbial 500 yard, sewage-laden drain pipe to free yourself of the event.

From the Urban Dictionary - pretty much describes a TubeNet visit.

oldbandnerd · Post by **oldbandnerd** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:28 am

This is my shank ....

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Brucom · Post by **Brucom** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:44 pm

My wife has an enchilada recipe that has been registered with the armed forces as a weapon of mass destruction.

That sounds terrible.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:35 pm

schlepporello wrote:
sousaphone68 wrote:The razor sharp tongue of my wife
On the assumption that what I fear others will too
My wife has an enchilada recipe that has been registered with the armed forces as a weapon of mass destruction.

Is it as dangerous as the Firehouse Chili in Texas?

Ace

chronolith · Post by **chronolith** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:22 pm

Take a toothbrush and melt the bristles over an open flame or some kind of high heat surface. Refine the edge as you go by scrapping it on concrete or other relatively coarse surface to shape the melted bristles to a point. Same pattern you use to properly sharpen an actual piece of cutlery. Let cool and enjoy.

bort · Post by **bort** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:55 pm

Yowza... shank or shiv?

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:32 pm

I put a butter knife nearly through my left index finger almost two years ago. If you push hard enough, a flat piece of stainless steel can go through almost anything. That finger still looks very different and doesn't function very well, and I doubt it ever will. That didn't impact tuba too much, but it made playing bass a lot harder; the 1-4 fingering pattern so often used is no longer available.
Score one for the pack of frozen hotdogs I was trying to separate for the kids' supper.

bort · Post by **bort** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:29 pm

bloke wrote:http://vimeo.com/66753575

Dammit Joe, it's not about the nail!

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