It's a joke, son...it's a joke
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:14 pm
A little boy wants to take tuba lessons. His Father sets him up with a new
tuba, and there happens to be a tuba teacher 3 blocks away.
So, the little boy, on Thursday nights at 6:00, goes to his tuba lesson.
He's home at 7:15. When he gets home,
his Dad says, "Junior , how was your tuba lesson?"
Junior says, "Oh, daddy, I love my tuba lesson. I learned to play a C."
Dad says, "Good, keep practicing."
Next week, Junior comes home from his lesson at 7:15, and he is all smiles.
Dad says, "How was your tuba lesson?" Junior says, "Oh, Daddy, I love my
Tuba lesson. Today, I learned to play a G." Dad says, "Well, good, keep up
the good work."
Next week, Dad is looking for Junior at 7:15, but he doesn't show up. 8:15,
no show, 9:15, still not home, finally he comes home at 10:30. Dad
exclaims, "Junior, we were worried sick! We were going to call the Police!
I thought your tuba lesson was over at 7:00 o'clock!"
Junior says, "It was. I had a gig."
ba dum bump
tuba, and there happens to be a tuba teacher 3 blocks away.
So, the little boy, on Thursday nights at 6:00, goes to his tuba lesson.
He's home at 7:15. When he gets home,
his Dad says, "Junior , how was your tuba lesson?"
Junior says, "Oh, daddy, I love my tuba lesson. I learned to play a C."
Dad says, "Good, keep practicing."
Next week, Junior comes home from his lesson at 7:15, and he is all smiles.
Dad says, "How was your tuba lesson?" Junior says, "Oh, Daddy, I love my
Tuba lesson. Today, I learned to play a G." Dad says, "Well, good, keep up
the good work."
Next week, Dad is looking for Junior at 7:15, but he doesn't show up. 8:15,
no show, 9:15, still not home, finally he comes home at 10:30. Dad
exclaims, "Junior, we were worried sick! We were going to call the Police!
I thought your tuba lesson was over at 7:00 o'clock!"
Junior says, "It was. I had a gig."
ba dum bump
