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Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:05 am
by lowpitchmoravian
North Carolina's Republican Legislators in Raleigh, NC has Introduced "Concealed Tuba Legislation " allowing concealed Tubas to be carried anywhere in the state with the exception of any scrap metal dealer property.
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:54 am
by windshieldbug
The problem is that you still need a permit to carry a concealed tornister tuba.
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:26 am
by MartyNeilan
"Hey - is that a tuba in your pocket or are you just..."
never mind
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:23 pm
by Three Valves
They are still WAY behind Texas on this issue!!
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:27 pm
by OOMPAH
I guess the question is how fat do you have to be in order to conceal a tuba?
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 3:29 pm
by NCSUSousa
lowpitchmoravian wrote:North Carolina's Republican Legislators in Raleigh, NC has Introduced "Concealed Tuba Legislation " allowing concealed Tubas to be carried anywhere in the state with the exception of any scrap metal dealer property.
No doubt this was done in honor of former governer Jim Martin's career as a tuba player -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_G._Martin http://www.governor.state.nc.us/newsroo ... tifacts-nc
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 7:31 pm
by lowpitchmoravian
The Late NC Republican Senator Jesse Helms was also an accomplished Tuba player , performing during his college years at Wingate College in NC ------------college now comically cally Helms U.
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 10:09 pm
by ken k
why would anyone want to conceal it?
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 9:55 am
by TubaRay
ken k wrote:why would anyone want to conceal it?
I would guess it is for the same reason as concealing a weapon.
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 10:16 pm
by iiipopes
It's a disguised ruse to try to put local tuba clinics out of business by imposing artificial restrictions of residency requirements and immediate availability of advanced technical services.
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 7:18 am
by lowpitchmoravian
Reason For Concealed Tuba Amendment;--------------------------------Many of us possess a stable of 4, 6 , or in my case 12 Tubas -------It is increasingly difficult to persuade spouses to allow more Tubas into the house -------Therefore the Local Tuba Lobying *** in NC proposed this amendment to allow Tuba players as many Tubas as they would like by concealing them from family.----------Local law-enforcement predicts domestic violence in the Tuba community will be reduced by at least 50%.
Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment
Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 11:15 pm
by Heavy_Metal
12 tubas?
I only have five, now I have something to compare that to
