A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart...forever. At that point, one of the
mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm
sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm
a gynecologist". That's when the proctologist fainted!!
More Humor!!!!!!
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