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Plot To Blow Up Rural King?

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:03 pm
by Dan Schultz
Yesterday morning, a 62-year-old local walked into an Evansville Rural King store and asked if he could leave his knapsack at the service counter while he shopped. The clerk jokingly asked him if it was a bomb and he jokingly replied "don't worry... it won't go off until I leave"... and went to the back of the store to shop. Here's the text of the newspaper article that appeared on an inside page today:

Police blow up bag in store parking lot
By JOHN MARTIN Courier & Press staff writer 464-7594 or jmartin@evansville.net
May 26, 2005

A hardware store customer allegedly suggested to a store clerk Wednesday that his camouflage duffel bag contained a bomb, leading to the store's evacuation and the man's eventual arrest.

Jimmie Redding, 62, of Evansville faces a charge of false reporting in connection with the morning incident at Rural King, 2300 E. Morgan Ave.

The small duffel bag contained some wire, but nothing that could be called dangerous or explosive, police said. The bag was blown up in the store parking lot by a remote-controlled robot that Evansville police recently bought with federal Homeland Security funds.

Police arrived at the store about 10 a.m. after a man, whom they identified as Redding, put the bag down on a counter in front of a female store clerk.

Police Sgt. Stephanie Loehrlein said the man asked the clerk to watch the bag for him. The store clerk asked in a joking manner if the bag contained a bomb.

The man replied, "It's not going off until I leave," said Loehrlein.

The clerk, startled, notified store management, who called police. The man went into the store aisles after leaving behind the duffel bag and then made a purchase at the front of the store, where he was approached by police.

Loehrlein said the man was "uncooperative and belligerent" when questioned by officers about his actions. He was taken to police headquarters, questioned and subsequently charged.

Meanwhile, back at the store, police put their new Mini-Andros robot to work.

Police cordoned off the surrounding area and steered the robot toward the duffel bag, which a Rural King employee had placed on the parking lot pavement in front of the store.

It was the first time the robot had been used in a nontraining situation, said Sgt. Andy Woods of the city police department's bomb squad.

The robot can dismantle explosive devices while humans remain at a safe distance, according to police. It was ordered through remote controls to fire a high-pressure water jet at the bag.

A loud blast echoed in the air when the bag was destroyed.

The robot "went off flawlessly. It worked exactly like it was supposed to," Loehrlein said.

Well..... the poor bastard's still in jail charged with three felonies. Soooo.... be careful what you say to moronic store clerks... even it you are just trying to be funny!

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:13 pm
by Tubaryan12
and the funniest thing is the clerk started it by asking if it was a bomb......If you can't take a joke don't make any :evil: He got charged and she should be fired!

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:23 pm
by Dan Schultz
Tubaryan12 wrote:and the funniest thing is the clerk started it by asking if it was a bomb......If you can't take a joke don't make any :evil: He got charged and she should be fired!
You shoulda seen the circus! My wife is a pharmacist at the store that is just across from the front door of the Rural King. There was more emergency equipment than you could shake a stick at. Swat teams... haz mat trucks, the 'bomb squad' complete with a new cute little robot, and law enforcement and media people to the point that if it had been a bomb, it would have cut down dozens of folks! The store folks rolled the bag right out the front door and into the parking lot before the police got there! My, my... all the law enforcement folks had such a good time yesterday. Tax dollars hard a work!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:12 am
by Rick Denney
Tubaryan12 wrote:and the funniest thing is the clerk started it by asking if it was a bomb......If you can't take a joke don't make any :evil: He got charged and she should be fired!
Yup.

Aphorism #1: Never be belligerent and mouthy to people who carry guns. As Duco said, "If you are going to shoot, shoot; don't talk."

Aphorism #2: Do not be "startled" by a joke in response to making a joke.

Aphorism #3: Never make jokes without knowing your audience (we covered this earlier in the week). The sales clerk was guilty of this, but the fellow who owned the bag was not--she had identified herself as a joker.

Aphorism #4: Because people are so brittle these days, carry around a pocket full of smileys and other cheerful emoticons so that humorless people know not to call the cops in response to dry wit.

Aphorism #5: Never be the inspiration for cops to play with their new toys.

Rick "who thinks these aphorisms apply triply in small towns" Denney

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:31 am
by Chuck(G)
TubaTinker wrote: Tax dollars hard a work!
You really have to be careful nowadays. Small towns that coiuld barely afford a fire engine now have all sorts of biohazard gear and bomb robots courtesy of massive DHS largesse--and they can't waint for an excuse to use the gizmos.

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:49 am
by Chuck(G)
Homeland Security is getting called in on an increasing range of cases that make you wonder what all this has to do with homeland security:

http://news.com.com/Feds+shut+down+BitT ... g=nefd.top

and

http://news.com.com/Terrorist+link+to+c ... g=nefd.top

"Share a file, go to Gitmo?"

Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 2:15 pm
by Dan Schultz
Chuck(G) wrote:Homeland Security is getting called in on an increasing range of cases that make you wonder what all this has to do with homeland security:
Man-O-man... I hope the Homeland Security guys don't merge with the Copyright Police :shock:

BTW... the 'criminal' who left the package at Rural King is now out on $500 bond. I guess they figured out he wasn't too dangerous :!: I think the cops even gave him back his mo-ped. There hasn't been a peep in the paper of on news since the first 24 hours.... however, the editorials are starting to fly.... running in favor of the 'criminal'.

Actually, it's nice to have a cop around when the crooks are out, but all-out warfare over an old guys knapsack is getting a little scary :!: