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I Believe...
That if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party. :lol:
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I believe...

...That stopping at a "Keep Moving" sign should be a capital offense.
"It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged."
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I believe,the cutworms are in the hollihocks again
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I further believe,that fat women are warm in the winter and shady in the summer.
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schlepporello wrote:I believe.........
I'll sleep for another hour...
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I believe, help my unbelief!
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I believe that spandex is a privilege, not a right. :roll:


Just look at some of the high school color gaurds if you want further clarification of this thought.

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I believe...

...in legalizing the use of Norplant crossbows on high school campuses.
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I believe...

... that I'd rather hear a bad guitar solo than a good bass solo.

... that trombone players should not be allowed to ad lib until they have demonstrated MASTERY of all their major and minor scales.

... that a jazz band made up of only tubas is like an orchestra made of only oboes (sorry, guys).
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...that when tuba players are a minority in a band, they become big baritones
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..that I will one day rule the Earth. Oh wait, we're talking about tubas right? :wink: :lol:











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I believe...

...that if red meat were really so bad for you, it wouldn't taste so good.

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schlepporello wrote:I thought I'd start something that some of you may not have seen on the Jeff Foxworthy RedNeck tour.
I believe that Schlepporello and I may be the only two people on TubeNet that not only know where Fritch, Texas is but have actually been there. Fritch, by the way, is the home of Ron "Tater Salad" White.
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Mark wrote:I believe that Schlepporello and I may be the only two people on TubeNet that not only know where Fritch, Texas is but have actually been there.
Is that something you should brag about?
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windshieldbug wrote:
Mark wrote:I believe that Schlepporello and I may be the only two people on TubeNet that not only know where Fritch, Texas is but have actually been there.
Is that something you should brag about?
Well, since Schlep has informed me that the city of Phillips no longer exists, folks from Borger have to have some place to look down upon. :wink:
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Mark wrote: Fritch, by the way, is the home of Ron "Tater Salad" White.
And Foxworthy went to Tech. We all gotta be proud of something...

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Doug@GT wrote:And Foxworthy went to Tech. We all gotta be proud of something...
Jeff Foxworth went to Texas Tech? He was a Red Raider?
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Mark wrote:
Doug@GT wrote:And Foxworthy went to Tech. We all gotta be proud of something...
Jeff Foxworth went to Texas Tech? He was a Red Raider?
Touche.

Georgia Tech. You know, the real one.

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I believe that if an Elephant has three balls, you walk him and pitch to the monkey.....
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