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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:09 pm
by Will
I Believe...
That if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 11:20 pm
by Doug@GT
I believe...
...That stopping at a "Keep Moving" sign should be a capital offense.
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 1:12 am
by tubatooter1940
I believe,the cutworms are in the hollihocks again
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 1:15 am
by tubatooter1940
I further believe,that fat women are warm in the winter and shady in the summer.
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 6:29 pm
by windshieldbug
schlepporello wrote:I believe.........
I'll sleep for another hour...
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:48 pm
by MartyNeilan
I believe, help my unbelief!
Mark 9:24b
http://bible.cc/mark/9-24.htm
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:55 pm
by Chuck Jackson
I believe that spandex is a privilege, not a right.
Just look at some of the high school color gaurds if you want further clarification of this thought.
Chuck
Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:05 pm
by poomshanka
I believe...
...in legalizing the use of Norplant crossbows on high school campuses.
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:16 am
by Joe Baker
I believe...
... that I'd rather hear a bad guitar solo than a good bass solo.
... that trombone players should not be allowed to ad lib until they have demonstrated MASTERY of all their major and minor scales.
... that a jazz band made up of only tubas is like an orchestra made of only oboes (sorry, guys).
____________________________
Joe Baker, who probably just made SOMEBODY here mad
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:37 pm
by Daryl Fletcher
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:47 pm
by hurricane_harry
...that when tuba players are a minority in a band, they become big baritones
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:08 pm
by TexTuba
..that I will one day rule the Earth. Oh wait, we're talking about tubas right?
Ralph
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 6:34 pm
by Doug@GT
I believe...
...that if red meat were
really so bad for you, it wouldn't taste so good.
Re: I BELIEVE!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:00 pm
by Mark
schlepporello wrote:I thought I'd start something that some of you may not have seen on the Jeff Foxworthy RedNeck tour.
I believe that Schlepporello and I may be the only two people on TubeNet that not only know where Fritch, Texas is but have actually been there. Fritch, by the way, is the home of Ron "Tater Salad" White.
Re: I BELIEVE!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:04 pm
by windshieldbug
Mark wrote:I believe that Schlepporello and I may be the only two people on TubeNet that not only know where Fritch, Texas is but have actually been there.
Is that something you should brag about?
Re: I BELIEVE!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:08 pm
by Mark
windshieldbug wrote:Mark wrote:I believe that Schlepporello and I may be the only two people on TubeNet that not only know where Fritch, Texas is but have actually been there.
Is that something you should brag about?
Well, since Schlep has informed me that the city of Phillips no longer exists, folks from Borger have to have some place to look down upon.
Re: I BELIEVE!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:09 pm
by Doug@GT
Mark wrote: Fritch, by the way, is the home of Ron "Tater Salad" White.
And Foxworthy went to Tech. We all gotta be proud of something...
Re: I BELIEVE!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:22 pm
by Mark
Doug@GT wrote:And Foxworthy went to Tech. We all gotta be proud of something...
Jeff Foxworth went to Texas Tech? He was a Red Raider?
Re: I BELIEVE!
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:43 pm
by Doug@GT
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:08 pm
by Jeffrey Hicks
I believe that if an Elephant has three balls, you walk him and pitch to the monkey.....
