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"It's my new invention - I call it the 'Cartwrightophone'...."

"Four fingers and only three valves? Now what?"

Hoss! Once you put this spittoon on, how the hell you suppose to spit up over you head!?

...” Now Pa, to play a tuba, make an embrochure like this..”...
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"In the multiverse, there is a tubenet where we talk about how we greased our cat with toothpaste and hot sauce so it would fly better in the rain. Even then someone would ask if the cat was lacquered or silver plate."

the elephant wrote:

alfredr wrote:"In the multiverse, there is a tubenet where we talk about how we greased our cat with toothpaste and hot sauce so it would fly better in the rain. Even then someone would ask if the cat was lacquered or silver plate."

Sounds vaguely familiar. Is it a Chinese clone of my sig? It is close, save for the four/five differences...

Throw in a few more, that'll be more like it

"Dang it Hoss! My farts sound better than you play this thing in the Bonanza Ranch Hands Marching Band.

You can't even manage to hold it properly. The mouthpiece should be on the left!"

the elephant wrote:
"What do you mean this is an anachronism?"

You travel through time, and instead of bringing back internal combustion, wireless radio or air conditioning, I get this??

Idiots!!

Do you really think this will help with the round-up and drive to the stockyards?

He is saying, "OH, WHAT A BONANZA!!".