A thread for bad ideas...

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Three Valves wrote:Being an unrepentant fan-boy for Benito Mussolini, I realize that history regards him as a relentless enemy of democracy and oppressor of his people, however, truth is truth; he made the trains run on time!! :tuba:
Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...

Shows what i know...
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humBell wrote: Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...

Shows what i know...
Were they going to Scarborough Fair?
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MartyNeilan wrote:
humBell wrote: Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...
Shows what i know...
Were they going to Scarborough Fair?

According to some sage called Rosemary... :oops:
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I hear they are a tad forgetful there.

So they need sages like Rosemary.

They should make a Scarborough Fair thoroughfare. That way more people can go.
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Italian trains people ITALIAN!!

They ran on thyme, basil, oregano and garlic!!
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Three Valves wrote:Italian trains people ITALIAN!!

They ran on thyme, basil, oregano and garlic!!
Do Italian trains go to Scarborough fair?

What rhymes with garlic?
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The other day I accused a co-worker of poisoning the judiciary.

Then I told two justices I’d fix their red wagon if they don’t see things my way.

I’d be ashamed if I had any shame.

Fortunately, I don’t, so I’m not!! :tuba:
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It is important to have a working red wagon...
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bloke wrote:
humBell wrote:What rhymes with garlic?
not a whole lot, but there's a seaside resort in Wales with a name that actually does.

There once was a woman from Harlech
Who cooked with nothing but garlic
She stocked up her bag in
Her little red wagon
While playing a shredding guitar lick
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Is that red??

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I get it.

Without red, it would just be trigge.

Side thought...

I wonder if anyone has ever been quadggered?
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bloke wrote:Image
I am obviously an uncultured heathen.

What came to mind for me was :
C-3PO: Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
Han Solo: Good. I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
Han Solo: Doesn't sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han Solo: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
Luke Skywalker: You should've bargained, Jabba. This is the last mistake you'll ever make.
Anyway, i will look up this red wagon lymerick and widen my horizons...

Oh, but why were 4 points deducted?
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humBell wrote: Oh, but why were 4 points deducted?

Obviously grade deflation from the Russian judge! :shock:
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My dogs are constantly quadleggered, if that counts . . . :lol:
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Crossing the streams...
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I was making a pot of chili but we were out of chili powder and also just had regular cans of beans, not the ones in chili sauce to use as a starter. So I mixed up some paprika, garlic, onion, oregano, cummin and put in an ENTIRE cayenne pepper, seeds and all. Let's just say that everyone in my family now wishes that toilet paper was not in short supply.
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Bad dinner ideas:

Pangolin tartar
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You are correct sir, it’s useless without a side of bat. :tuba:
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I love Greek diners and Chinese restaurants. 150 things on the menu and I get the same three things every time!!
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Three Valves wrote:You are correct sir, it’s useless without a side of bat. :tuba:
Served with... Pink wine?
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