Three Valves wrote:Being an unrepentant fan-boy for Benito Mussolini, I realize that history regards him as a relentless enemy of democracy and oppressor of his people, however, truth is truth; he made the trains run on time!!
Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...
humBell wrote:
Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...
Shows what i know...
Were they going to Scarborough Fair?
According to some sage called Rosemary...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
not a whole lot, but there's a seaside resort in Wales with a name that actually does.
There once was a woman from Harlech
Who cooked with nothing but garlic
She stocked up her bag in
Her little red wagon
While playing a shredding guitar lick
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
C-3PO: Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
Han Solo: Good. I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
Han Solo: Doesn't sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han Solo: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
Luke Skywalker: You should've bargained, Jabba. This is the last mistake you'll ever make.
Anyway, i will look up this red wagon lymerick and widen my horizons...
I was making a pot of chili but we were out of chili powder and also just had regular cans of beans, not the ones in chili sauce to use as a starter. So I mixed up some paprika, garlic, onion, oregano, cummin and put in an ENTIRE cayenne pepper, seeds and all. Let's just say that everyone in my family now wishes that toilet paper was not in short supply.