A thread for bad ideas...

[windshieldbug]

Marching bands in summer. Isn't that drum and bugle corps?

Is that a sproc at the south pole?

[roweenie]

Threads that poke fun at other people's medical problems

[Three Valves]

Threads that poke fun at other people's medical problems

Your diarrhea is hilarious.

Mine, not so much...

[humBell]

Threads that poke fun at other people's medical problems

Your diarrhea is hilarious.

Mine, not so much...

A diarrhea diorama.

Bad idea? Perhaps, but it could be educational.

And for the price of a shoe box, cheap to make?

[Three Valves]

This guy I know tried to sell ready made valve blocks... Too soon??

[Three Valves]

Speaking of bad ideas, I once did a good deed.

Yup, got the punishment I deserved!!

[bort]

Apparently challenging Bloke about what was or was not said in a PM.... bad idea.

[Three Valves]

Apparently challenging Bloke about what was or was not said in a PM.... bad idea.

I saw NOTHING!!

[humBell]

contrabass jaw-harp

This is now a sculpture waiting to happen if anyone puts me in charge of a park.

I expect that is one less thing i'll be trusted with...
When no one will trust me with anything, am i free?

And i was coming here with something so mundane as leaving chocolate in a car. My childhood honed skills with flavo-ice came in handy.

[humBell]

Do pro orchestras have industry standard best practices?

[Three Valves]

Sure.

The BSO is ISO certified!!

[bort]

Bad idea = selling my Miraphone 188

I've been through 4 horns in 4 years since then... and may well end up right back with a 188!

[roweenie]

Bad idea = selling my Miraphone 188

I've been through 4 horns in 4 years since then... and may well end up right back with a 188!

[Three Valves]

Every time I think I may want a brighter, shinier tuba, I have second thoughts and just resign myself to practice more.

Hey now, that’s NOT a bad idea!!

[humBell]

Ah, but to practice more... I'd have to practice.

Some day, maybe...

[humBell]

Is it probably more difficult to get BSO certified than ISO?

I'm pretty sure pro orchestras also have performance reviews.

[windshieldbug]

Is it probably more difficult to get BSO certified than ISO?

Is it difficult to get certified by the British School of Osteopathy (the largest and the oldest school of osteopathy in the United Kingdom)?

It probably takes a crack ensemble!

[Three Valves]

Speaking for a “friend??”

[humBell]

A double bell instrument without a bell swapping valve?

There is a little more thought, but the goal is to have blowing on the mouthpiece funtion as the bow on a stringed instrument, where if you want you can move closer to or further from the bridge to alter the tone qualities...

Least that is the abstract concept. I am sure a fundamental misunderstanding is involved, but am too lazy at the moment...

[humBell]

Would it play like a harmonica?