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Three Valves wrote:Yesterday at the bank, Mr. Party Pooper was giving Thanksgiving the Columbus Day treatment.

What an ***!!
Um... So is there a MORE indigenous bird that we should eat instead?!
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The Usual Suspects get their jollies poo-pooing tradition.

Any tradition.

It’s what they do!!
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Three Valves wrote:The Usual Suspects get their jollies poo-pooing tradition.

Any tradition.

It’s what they do!!
Poo-pooing traditions sounds susspiciously like a tradition.
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And thanks for the tales of fine tzday foodenings and fences. I was burping just seeing pics and readin about it all.

Sadly i got little experience with the mothman. Would it be a good idea for me to gain some?
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Speaking of Tradition...

I always wanted to hear that song from Fiddler on the Roof parodied with the word being "Percussion"
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I had some chunky water...

A little cold, but refreshing.

I think cottage cheese grows on folk, so i could see chunky milk being a thing.

Random milk on the other hand is not to be triffled with.
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Wishing folk a Mary Christmas...

Just pondering the nativity scene commemoratying the difficulties of holiday travel.
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"Poo-pooing traditions sounds susspiciously like a tradition."

Hey you ps'pelled that wrong! It need's apo'strophe's! As in 'su's'spiciou'sly!
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I did indeed.

Psorry.
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I am thinking about selling dehydrated water. Just add water.
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Is selling dehydrated water the bad idea? Or thinking about it?

Friends supplying tonight's festivities report stores are out of regular tonic water. We must content ourselves with diet tonic...

Apart from mild surprise at sugar content of tonic water, that isn't very limiting though as we still got most of western music, no?
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Could i have a gig bag made that sticks the bell out as far as it will go, maximzing the mechanical advantage of its own weight, as well as the velocity it will achieve due to the rocking of one's normal gate, while minimizing the effect of the straps to restrain said motion?

For extra, i will add a waist mounted net to catch everything it knocks down as it passes by. And spiked death garland for your tuba bell appropriate for dwarf melees in lord of the rings reactment groups.

I wonder if they are as enthusiastic as revolutionary or civil war era reenactment folk? Does anyone know someone with 9 fingers (only slightly less awkward a question than the Princess Bride one)
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If you cant do the time...
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Three Valves wrote:If you cant do the time...

Time the dew?
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Bed time.

Not sure it is a bad idea...

Just not entirely sold it is a good one.
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Tuba rendition of the Anvil Chorus?
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Having your ten-month-old serve as your Roadie.
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humBell wrote:Tuba rendition of the Anvil Chorus?

Anvil rendition of the Tuba Chorus :tuba:
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Being an unrepentant fan-boy for Benito Mussolini, I realize that history regards him as a relentless enemy of democracy and oppressor of his people, however, truth is truth; he made the trains run on time!! :tuba:
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