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Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:00 am
by bort
Three Valves wrote:Yesterday at the bank, Mr. Party Pooper was giving Thanksgiving the Columbus Day treatment.

What an ***!!
Um... So is there a MORE indigenous bird that we should eat instead?!

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:27 am
by Three Valves
The Usual Suspects get their jollies poo-pooing tradition.

Any tradition.

It’s what they do!!

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 12:43 am
by humBell
Three Valves wrote:The Usual Suspects get their jollies poo-pooing tradition.

Any tradition.

It’s what they do!!
Poo-pooing traditions sounds susspiciously like a tradition.

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:16 am
by humBell
And thanks for the tales of fine tzday foodenings and fences. I was burping just seeing pics and readin about it all.

Sadly i got little experience with the mothman. Would it be a good idea for me to gain some?

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:28 pm
by humBell
Speaking of Tradition...

I always wanted to hear that song from Fiddler on the Roof parodied with the word being "Percussion"

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:16 pm
by humBell
I had some chunky water...

A little cold, but refreshing.

I think cottage cheese grows on folk, so i could see chunky milk being a thing.

Random milk on the other hand is not to be triffled with.

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:45 am
by humBell
Wishing folk a Mary Christmas...

Just pondering the nativity scene commemoratying the difficulties of holiday travel.

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:46 am
by MaryAnn
"Poo-pooing traditions sounds susspiciously like a tradition."

Hey you ps'pelled that wrong! It need's apo'strophe's! As in 'su's'spiciou'sly!

Re: A thread for bad idea's...

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:01 pm
by humBell
I did indeed.

Psorry.

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:54 pm
by MartyNeilan
I am thinking about selling dehydrated water. Just add water.

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 5:18 pm
by humBell
Is selling dehydrated water the bad idea? Or thinking about it?

Friends supplying tonight's festivities report stores are out of regular tonic water. We must content ourselves with diet tonic...

Apart from mild surprise at sugar content of tonic water, that isn't very limiting though as we still got most of western music, no?

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:44 pm
by humBell
Could i have a gig bag made that sticks the bell out as far as it will go, maximzing the mechanical advantage of its own weight, as well as the velocity it will achieve due to the rocking of one's normal gate, while minimizing the effect of the straps to restrain said motion?

For extra, i will add a waist mounted net to catch everything it knocks down as it passes by. And spiked death garland for your tuba bell appropriate for dwarf melees in lord of the rings reactment groups.

I wonder if they are as enthusiastic as revolutionary or civil war era reenactment folk? Does anyone know someone with 9 fingers (only slightly less awkward a question than the Princess Bride one)

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 4:24 pm
by bisontuba
bloke wrote:Image

:D

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:41 pm
by Three Valves
If you cant do the time...

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:50 pm
by humBell
Three Valves wrote:If you cant do the time...

Time the dew?

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:43 pm
by humBell
Bed time.

Not sure it is a bad idea...

Just not entirely sold it is a good one.

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:11 pm
by humBell
Tuba rendition of the Anvil Chorus?

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:13 pm
by MartyNeilan
Having your ten-month-old serve as your Roadie.
JamesTubaBag.jpg

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 11:51 pm
by windshieldbug
humBell wrote:Tuba rendition of the Anvil Chorus?

Anvil rendition of the Tuba Chorus :tuba:

Re: A thread for bad ideas...

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:26 pm
by Three Valves
Being an unrepentant fan-boy for Benito Mussolini, I realize that history regards him as a relentless enemy of democracy and oppressor of his people, however, truth is truth; he made the trains run on time!! :tuba: