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Posted: **Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:14 pm**

Three Valves wrote:Being an unrepentant fan-boy for Benito Mussolini, I realize that history regards him as a relentless enemy of democracy and oppressor of his people, however, truth is truth; he made the trains run on time!!

Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...

Shows what i know...

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:17 am**

humBell wrote: Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...

Shows what i know...

Were they going to Scarborough Fair?

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2020 1:33 pm**

MartyNeilan wrote:
humBell wrote: Gosh. I always thought he was a front runner of the green movement, eschewing fossil fuels he made the trains run on thyme...
Shows what i know...
Were they going to Scarborough Fair?

According to some sage called Rosemary...

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2020 3:55 pm**

I hear they are a tad forgetful there.

So they need sages like Rosemary.

They should make a Scarborough Fair thoroughfare. That way more people can go.

Posted: **Wed Feb 26, 2020 5:50 pm**

Italian trains people ITALIAN!!

They ran on thyme, basil, oregano and garlic!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:33 am**

Three Valves wrote:Italian trains people ITALIAN!!

They ran on thyme, basil, oregano and garlic!!

Do Italian trains go to Scarborough fair?

What rhymes with garlic?

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2020 5:38 pm**

The other day I accused a co-worker of poisoning the judiciary.

Then I told two justices I’d fix their red wagon if they don’t see things my way.

I’d be ashamed if I had any shame.

Fortunately, I don’t, so I’m not!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2020 10:26 pm**

It is important to have a working red wagon...

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:02 am**

bloke wrote:
humBell wrote:What rhymes with garlic?
not a whole lot, but there's a seaside resort in Wales with a name that actually does.

There once was a woman from Harlech
Who cooked with nothing but garlic
She stocked up her bag in
Her little red wagon
While playing a shredding guitar lick

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2020 5:53 pm**

Is that red??

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:01 am**

I get it.

Without red, it would just be trigge.

Side thought...

I wonder if anyone has ever been quadggered?

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:10 am**

bloke wrote:

I am obviously an uncultured heathen.

What came to mind for me was :

C-3PO: Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
Han Solo: Good. I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
Han Solo: Doesn't sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han Solo: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
Luke Skywalker: You should've bargained, Jabba. This is the last mistake you'll ever make.

Anyway, i will look up this red wagon lymerick and widen my horizons...

Oh, but why were 4 points deducted?

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:35 am**

humBell wrote: Oh, but why were 4 points deducted?

Obviously grade deflation from the Russian judge!

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:42 pm**

My dogs are constantly quadleggered, if that counts . . .

Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:58 pm**

Crossing the streams...

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:18 am**

I was making a pot of chili but we were out of chili powder and also just had regular cans of beans, not the ones in chili sauce to use as a starter. So I mixed up some paprika, garlic, onion, oregano, cummin and put in an ENTIRE cayenne pepper, seeds and all. Let's just say that everyone in my family now wishes that toilet paper was not in short supply.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2020 12:40 pm**

Bad dinner ideas:

Pangolin tartar

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:33 pm**

You are correct sir, it’s useless without a side of bat.

Posted: **Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:01 pm**

I love Greek diners and Chinese restaurants. 150 things on the menu and I get the same three things every time!!

Posted: **Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:15 am**

Three Valves wrote:You are correct sir, it’s useless without a side of bat.

Served with... Pink wine?

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