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clagar777 · Post by **clagar777** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:28 am

I just wanted to remind everyone to check their private messages when they sign on. I've sent a few out and some of them have not had responses. Surely they aren't ignoring me

...figured this might help some other folks too...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:58 am

Well, if you sent any to me, I'm ignoring you!

clagar777 · Post by **clagar777** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:04 pm

uh, well, I wouldn't send one to you anyways, so there..

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:24 pm

Doc wrote:None here. I guess I know how important I am

Texas being so shrimpy, he'd probably just run it over to you, anyway!

TexTuba · Post by **TexTuba** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:27 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
Doc wrote:None here. I guess I know how important I am
Texas being so shrimpy, he'd probably just run it over to you, anyway!

Yep. Since Texas is SOOOOOO much smaller than DELAWARE!!

Ralph

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:43 pm

TexTuba wrote:SOOOOOO much smaller than DELAWARE!!

When I first moved here I had to get used to people referring to where they lived by subdivision. Not county, not township, but BY SUBDIVSION! And the other people KNEW WHERE THEY MEANT! I can throw my biggest tuba further than this state is wide, and softly enough not to DENT IT TOO BADLY!! I've lived in townships bigger than this state... but at least you don't worry about terrorists, because you know everybody else, so suspicious activity is REALLY SUSPICIOUS!

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:36 pm

windshieldbug wrote: I can throw my biggest tuba further than this state is wide, and softly enough not to DENT IT TOO BADLY!!

Did you guys ever consider just invading Maryland?

If so, would you have called it Maryware or Delaland?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:48 pm

Doug@GT wrote:Did you guys ever consider just invading Maryland?

Then we'd be way TOO CLOSE to Washington, DC! Besides, if we had Maryland, then you wouldn't know everybody in the street and nod or wave when you passed...

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:06 am

Well, in Delaware, everyone knows what everyone else is doing
but they still read the local newspaper to find out who got caught.

RyanSchultz · Post by **RyanSchultz** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:37 am

My parent's grew up in a very small Wisconsin town (pop. 1,000). Once my grandmother took a few of us to the WI Dells park and there was a paragraph about it in the paper.

I never tried throwing an instrument into Illinois or anything. . .

Alex F · Post by **Alex F** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:10 pm

RyanSchultz wrote:
I never tried throwing an instrument into Illinois or anything. . .

You can leave them, without penalty, at any hospital, police station, or occupied fire station.

Oh, sorry, that applies to abandones babies, not tubas. Quality instruments can be left on the doorstep of any Illinois tubist registered on TubeNet. The rest go to Indiana.

bort · Post by **bort** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:17 pm

Doug@GT wrote:Did you guys ever consider just invading Maryland?

If y'all do decide to invade Maryland, could you bring along that whole "tax-free" thing with you?

Oh, and if you take Maryland, could you also take that wierd little sliver of Virginia that has no real business in being there?

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:23 am

bloke wrote:I can see it now on the license plates:

. . . . Deliland
The Meandering State

. . . . . . . . . .Deliland
Why get your pickles anywhere else?

. . . . . . . . . .Deliland
Where Silver Spring is now Synthetically Sprung

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WI

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