the riddle thread
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windshieldbug
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Re: the riddle thread
Otto delete.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug
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Re: the riddle thread
What is the difference between a tenor tuba and a tray of tacos?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug
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Re: the riddle thread
bloke wrote:wrong answer, but...windshieldbug wrote:What is the difference between a tenor tuba and a tray of tacos?
> After all these years, I finally have a tenor tuba.
> I tried to pick up the tray of tacos, and someone told me it's "not-yours".
A tray of tacos can feed the average family.
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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humBell
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Re: the riddle thread
I don't know... How would a Tenor Tuba work as a Blunderbuss? Might be able to bring down big game. Might even be able attract it too. No accounting for moose tastes... Or taste.
What if Tenor Tubas were made of an edible material?
Er... i suppose this belongs also in a different thread...
What if Tenor Tubas were made of an edible material?
Er... i suppose this belongs also in a different thread...
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