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Have a nice trip, Bloke. What a wonderful choice of emotional support animal. The passengers will be pleased. No doubt they gladly will help care for the beasts during the trip. (You are also taking a tuba along, right?) The airline will have to be creative in how they handle this unique situation-----they will have to "wing" it, so to speak. Uhm, by the way, do you have a "BS" degree from college?

Best, Ace

Those longhorn steers will travel better if processed, packaged, and frozen. You may be able to fit the gallon of steak sauce in the overhead carry-on compartment, as well.

Hedgehogs are smaller and easier to handle. Also, they will not leave mounds of manure.

Have fun in Cancun.

Definitely gonna be cattle class

This makes no sense...

Shouldn’t those fancy hi stepping horses calm your nerves??

Ken Herrick wrote:Definitely gonna be cattle class

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Maybe goats would be better as the offspring could be called "your kids" when you try to bring them back with you. Don't be surprised though if they are separated from you at the border...……….

I need the soothing song of the humpback whale to calm my nerves.