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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:46 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:15 am
So when do we get these buttons?
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:48 am
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:24 am
Durn tootin' I got a problem with it!! How's anybody gonna see what I'm running for -- it's a 1" button with eensy little print!Daryl Fletcher wrote:https://www.cafepress.com/tubashop.50156221
(I'll gladly remove this item if Joe has a problem with it.)
Actually, I've been told I shouldn't waste my time running for local office, that I ought to just go ahead and run for National Arsehole. I don't know though; I've got some pretty stiff competition!
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Joe Baker, for whom political bent influenced neither inclusion in, nor exclusion from, this list.
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:45 am
EDIT: Daryl seems to have removed it, but he HAD posted a request that I feed you all a line of bulls-- ah, I mean, that I tell you all the reasons why you should vote for me.
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Well, first of all, I promise to return all the A-flats to all of those Yamaha 641s, and low Cs to all the German F tubas. I also promise to personally do research to determine whether lacquer or brass, pistons or rotors, heavy mouthpieces or regular weight give a "darker" sound, and also to have the American National Standards Institute determine just what the heck a "dark" sound is.
Furthermore, I will submit an initiative limiting the number of accidentals to no more than 1 per second, and limiting to one (1) the number of times during any football game that the song "Louie, Louie" may be played.
Finally, I plan to institute a program to assign 2 "Hooter's girls" as case bearers for each and every tuba player in America! And let it not be said that the rules are different for elected officials; I plan to start the Hooter Girl Case Bearing Initiative with my very own horn!
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Joe Baker
-Tuba Player
-American
-Arsehole ( ! )
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Well, first of all, I promise to return all the A-flats to all of those Yamaha 641s, and low Cs to all the German F tubas. I also promise to personally do research to determine whether lacquer or brass, pistons or rotors, heavy mouthpieces or regular weight give a "darker" sound, and also to have the American National Standards Institute determine just what the heck a "dark" sound is.
Furthermore, I will submit an initiative limiting the number of accidentals to no more than 1 per second, and limiting to one (1) the number of times during any football game that the song "Louie, Louie" may be played.
Finally, I plan to institute a program to assign 2 "Hooter's girls" as case bearers for each and every tuba player in America! And let it not be said that the rules are different for elected officials; I plan to start the Hooter Girl Case Bearing Initiative with my very own horn!
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Joe Baker
-Tuba Player
-American
-Arsehole ( ! )
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:59 am
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:42 pm
Joe Baker has my vote! 
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:58 pm
Well, since I took the JB picture I figurz I ownz the copyright. If Joe will just give me $612 million I will let him continue using his Blackberry. Oh, wait, wrong extortion scam...
Perhaps you could get these guys to model the shirts...
Perhaps you could get these guys to model the shirts...
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:11 pm
... said the guy with the computer animated Scooby-Doo as his avatar...Scooby Tuba wrote:Two little words that I hope don't spoil your fun and cost you in more ways than one... copyrighted images?
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Joe Baker
- Tuba Player
- American
- Farrgin Ash Hole