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I have a very nice Conn Eb 4 Valve Naked Lady Sousaphone for sale for $2500,00 The lacquer is very nice and the Conn Naked Lady engraving is beautiful. All of the slides move freely and the valves are very responsive. There are some minor dents on the horn but nothing serious at all. There is no case but the Sousaphone does come with Mouthpiece and Tuning bits. This horn is ready to play and she sounds wonderful. I took a long trip to Nebraska to pick up this sousaphone and wrote a poem about in on the way. Please give me a call at 815-212-4729 if you have any questions.

Searching for a Naked Lady

By Jeff Simms

I left the petri dish confines of Chicago searching for the story behind a blurry picture.

Uncertainty escalated with each hard drop of rain that splashed my nearly opaque windshield.

I feared the rising tides of the Quad cities; but I had to know the truth behind her obscurity.

THE RAIN LET UP, THE CLOUDS WERE NEARBY, NATURE WAS READY TO SAY HI!

The Hills of Iowa whispered their folklore, while the burrows smiled as I passed by.

I was kissed by the Nebraska sun when I arrived at her doorstep.

She was absolutely gorgeous!

Her curves were astounding.

Her epidermis had my heart pounding.

Her slides pumped with grace, and her valves were responding

She showed me her Naked Bell and I was pondering

How could this be the Sousaphone from the blurry picture?

A dear older woman answered my question

Everything was so clear when I saw her shaky hands.

Her picture did not capture the beauty of this sousaphone, but her words certainly did.

I will cherish the stories of Bernard Kamarad and Frank Kucera.

Your brother’s pride of ownership was truly amazing.

Thank you for the most wonderful trip to Omaha Nebraska.

I had so much fun searching for a Naked Lady


Asking price for the Sousaphone is $2500. More pictures available upon request.