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"I didn't say she was insane. I said she was f*&k!%g Goofy!"
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the elephant wrote:Punch Lines
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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You're Thor?!?...My ath ith bleeding!!!
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Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?




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Do you have any staples? Well then do you have any gwapes?
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I didn't say it was like making love in a canoe, I said it was F****** near water!
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"Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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"Your knees hurt? I lost the hot dog 3 bars ago!"
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They marched in backwards and the residents thought that they were leaving.
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He ate the bones, screwed the two other dogs, and left early.
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Only Hugh can prevent florist friars
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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If I can swallow it, I can pass it.......


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One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
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The koala tea of Mercy is never strained.
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After that cue ball, he sizes everything.
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"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
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The snake was on his way to a gig!
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One has hope in her sole!
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"All good singers have to clear their throat!"
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How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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