The Definition of a 'Tuba', get a load of this...

jon112780 · Post by **jon112780** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:40 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tuba

Look real hard at #7

Tom Holtz · Post by **Tom Holtz** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:48 pm

I stopped at #4.2

tubaguy9 · Post by **tubaguy9** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:50 pm

jon112780 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tuba

Look real hard at #7

I LOVED number 7...that's the best...

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:19 am

Will anyone take credit for writing any of these?

Pure Sound · Post by **Pure Sound** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:18 am

"did you know hugh hefner played the tuba?".........So thats his secret!

smurphius · Post by **smurphius** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:43 am

Good old Heff... hmm, guess they really meant it, talking about that massage chair and all.

*cough*

Dylan King · Post by **Dylan King** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:12 am

I have actually schmoozed with Mr Hefner on one occation back in my crazy days. I met him at a club called "Garden of Eden" at the intersection of La Brea and Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood.

We spoke for a few minutes on a sofa full of beautiful gals, and I told him I played the tuba. That got him excited, and he said that he played the tuba in high school band. Then he told a few of his "girlfriends" to dance with me.

Yes, playing the tuba got me a dance with Playboy bunnies, and the dictionary entry is true.

I'm so glad I found the truth in Jesus. No more of that for me. Just tuba, music composition, and Bible study for me now. But anyone who ever says that playing the tuba is nerdy should just ask Hef!

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