and now here's something you'll REALLY like

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:41 pm

Maybe I'm stupid, Joe... but...

is this a practice permit?

Steve Marcus · Post by **Steve Marcus** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:57 pm

Traffic slow on the Sousaphone Diplomas?

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:08 pm

Me, too... We had broccoli last night!!!

trseaman · Post by **trseaman** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:11 pm

This is a good one! Got to get my reply in before this thread is locked. I wonder, as a large group of musicians if we might qualify for a group discount???

Tim

LoyalTubist · Post by **LoyalTubist** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:23 pm

Don't forget the shipping from Ho Chi Minh City. I use DHL.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:52 am

I like it! But, I don't need it.

In order to offset my CO2 emissions while practicing, I have planted 12 80-foot red cedars in my practice room. In order to accomodate their large size, I had to expand my 30,000 square-foot home to 40,000 square-feet. When traveling to gigs, I have also had to replace my G5 with a 757 to accomodate the trees, which travel with me.

Also, after I have finished practicing, I have one of my maids unplug the power transformer for my metronome.

Chuck(G) · Post by **Chuck(G)** » Thu May 03, 2007 12:31 pm

Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid.

When you suck in that beer and brats, it makes no difference whether you practice or not--the methane and CO2 has to come out sometime.

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:18 am

Hilarious! And it has a buy it now price of $300. Wow! This one ought to make to Jay Leno's Ebay segment.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri May 04, 2007 9:35 am

... and if you like this, I have a crust in the shape of York #3 I'd like to sell you...

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Fri May 04, 2007 11:02 am

windshieldbug wrote:... and if you like this, I have a crust in the shape of York #3 I'd like to sell you...

Really???!!!

trseaman · Post by **trseaman** » Sat May 05, 2007 2:57 pm

I sent him an email and told him the shipping was too high... I also ask if we could get a group discount for a large number of tuba players... He replied and said that he would split the cost of shipping for us! Should we try to get a lower starting price for the auction???

Tim