Trouble at mill!

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:24 pm

Mike Finn wrote:Burma!

Why'd you say Burma?

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:30 pm

Brassdad wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:What flavour is it?
It's bloody ALBATROS flavor!

I'll have two, please.

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:29 pm

Brassdad wrote:
Mike Finn wrote:Burma!
Why'd you say Burma?

I panicked.

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:30 pm

lgb&dtuba wrote:
Brassdad wrote:
lgb&dtuba wrote:What flavour is it?
It's bloody ALBATROS flavor!
I'll have two, please.

Gannet on a stick.

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:25 am

OldsRecording wrote:
Brassdad wrote:
Mike Finn wrote:Burma!
Why'd you say Burma?
I panicked.

It's five o'clock and time for the penguin on your television set to explode.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:54 am

Brassdad wrote:
OldsRecording wrote:
Brassdad wrote: Why'd you say Burma?
I panicked.
It's five o'clock and time for the penguin on your television set to explode.

How did he know that was going to happen?!

It was an inspired guess. And now ...

lgb&dtuba · Post by **lgb&dtuba** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:31 am

... for something completely different.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:34 am

tubadoctor · Post by **tubadoctor** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:36 am

... spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam and spam....

jhedrick · Post by **jhedrick** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:30 am

And several butchers' aprons....

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:53 am

tubadoctor wrote:... spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam and spam....

I don't like spam!!!

bearphonium · Post by **bearphonium** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:14 am

Brilliant!

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:21 am

No you didn't! you came here for an argument!

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:24 am

Stop this right now! this thread is getting much too silly......

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:40 pm

Silly Things To Do
by E.D.SillY

1:
Take a piece of blue notepaper and stick it on the side of a chicken. Then frighten the chicken.

2:
If you live in Birmingham, Nottingham or Leeds...
go: "Boinggg!"

3:
Put a chair in the front garden and put a television on it.

4:
Buy a packet of winegums and leave them outside Buckingham Palace.

5:
If you have a French au pair staying with you, get a piece of string about 3 yards long, tie one end to your finger and let the rest trail along the ground.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:12 pm

the elephant wrote:Michael, that was so silly that it was mean.

Takes one to know one!

OldsRecording · Post by **OldsRecording** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:22 pm

Yes, it's a man's life in England's Mountains Green...

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:05 pm

Suspendies and a bra??????

Wishes he'd been a girlie???!!!!

jbaylies · Post by **jbaylies** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:05 pm

ken k wrote:Stop this right now! this thread is getting much too silly......

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:08 pm

This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.