schlepporello wrote:Only one, and it's gotta be mounted on the driver's nose.

Schleppy: Maybe not only your body, but also your mind, would get a bit more balanced, if you took that poor kidnapped kid out of your sousaphone bell!
After all I have been provided proof, that you can dance like an elf, if your partner is a West Highland White Terrier.
And then I can imagine your local TC breaking all records regarding participants, if you offer to collect all the tubas that your truck can hold.
Klaus