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Your *what* hurts?

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windshieldbug wrote:
k001k47 wrote:
Greg wrote:soon his chest was heaving
Circular breathing on a BAT was a mistake
while using a bat was just cake;
and taking a bat to the metric structure by stuffing the last line with extraneous verbiage in incredibly profligate profusion like this is hardly something that we can expect our limerick-purist friends to be happy about receiving! :oops: :wink:
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Greg wrote:A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
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Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Greg wrote:A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
He blamed it on his Tourette's
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The Jackson wrote:
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Greg wrote:A tubist wrote long limerick lines
Thus risking draconian fines;
He blamed it on his Tourette's
Said it was #%@$! his &*#$@ing pet's
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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(while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...)
A Helleberg for five hundred bucks?
Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
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Greg wrote:
SplatterTone wrote:(while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...)
A Helleberg for five hundred bucks?
Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
It helps you play in tune
Though it will make you look like a buffoon
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( ... sigh ...)
The Jackson wrote:
Greg wrote:
SplatterTone wrote:(while others are working on the concept of rhyme ...) Just the mouthpiece for air-headed schmucks.
It helps you play in tune
Though it will make you look like a buffoon
Specifically offered to haters of trucks.
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Mad-nasty burn :wink:

NEXT ONE:

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Post by lgb&dtuba »

Some remedial timing is in order, too.

There is more to limericks than rhyme,
They must also say it in time,
When not done correct
It's really a wreck
But when done right they are sublime
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wchoc86 wrote:
euphoniumguy227 wrote:who makes saxophonists cry and curl

out the side of his mouth.
To the North and the South
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jhedrick wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
euphoniumguy227 wrote:who makes saxophonists cry and curl

out the side of his mouth.
To the North and the South
He emits sounds that excite middle aged girls.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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A tubist with "World Class Sound"
Bach Strad 36BO Sakbutt
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Teubonium wrote:A tubist with "World Class Sound"
In a practice room was found,
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With a poodle from Aruba
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He flambe'd that limp wristed hound
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A brass band from near Syracuse
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tubaphore wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A brass band from near Syracuse
whose members loved to eat Cous-Cous
Consuming a large quantity
they voided the guarantee
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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windshieldbug wrote:
tubaphore wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:whose members loved to eat Cous-Cous
Consuming a large quantity
they voided the guarantee
As well as their lower bowels with warm prune juice.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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There was once a great tuba player from Dixie.
We pronounce it Guf Coast
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Scooby Tuba wrote:
wchoc86 wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:There was once a great tuba player from Dixie.
who had a habit of getting a bit tipsy.
Drinking shots from his Helleberg
And chasing with Carlsburg
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