Finish the Limericks

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:05 pm

jhedrick wrote:
Captain Sousie wrote:
windshieldbug wrote: though it gets upon my latex
With my mouthpiece of steel,
My lips soon will heal

Till then I'm rideing my T-Rex.

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:14 pm

Here's a challenge:

Never ride a motorcycle fast while carrying a sousaphone.

Captain Sousie · Post by **Captain Sousie** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:17 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:Here's a challenge:

Never ride a motorcycle fast while carrying a sousaphone.

If you wreck it'll be a sarrusophone,

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:15 am

Captain Sousie wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:Never ride a motorcycle fast while carrying a sousaphone.
If you wreck it'll be a sarrusophone,

Better hope you brought a reed

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:08 am

You'll be wrapped around a telephone pole and you won't be alone.

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:07 pm

While visiting an infamous Dutch cathouse

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:57 pm

Mojo workin' wrote:While visiting an infamous Dutch cathouse

Herr Von Dam was quiet as a church mouse.

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:00 pm

tubatooter1940 wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:While visiting an infamous Dutch cathouse
Herr Von Dam was quiet as a church mouse.

While his wife stayed behind

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:21 pm

The Jackson wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote:
Mojo workin' wrote:While visiting an infamous Dutch cathouse
Herr Von Dam was quiet as a church mouse.
While his wife stayed behind

His tuba confined

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:56 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
The Jackson wrote:
tubatooter1940 wrote: Herr Von Dam was quiet as a church mouse.
While his wife stayed behind
His tuba confined

As he gave up his oompah for bauhaus

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:54 am

There ya go!

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:48 pm

A generous conductor named Curmont

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:50 pm

eupher61 wrote:A generous conductor named Curmont

took the low brass to a restaurant

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:06 pm

windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A generous conductor named Curmont
took all the low brass to a restaurant

They ate the buffet

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:51 pm

iiipopes wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
eupher61 wrote:A generous conductor named Curmont
took all the low brass to a restaurant
They ate the buffet

(It took them all day)

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:44 pm

till the lead 'bone choked on a croissant.

(ugh...)

Mojo workin' · Post by **Mojo workin'** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:16 pm

They say that the tuba's not sexy

Tubaing · Post by **Tubaing** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:23 pm

Mojo workin' wrote:They say that the tuba's not sexy

My Tuba is very sexy to Lexie

eupher61 · Post by **eupher61** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:20 pm

She sure likes to stroke it

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:28 pm

She sure likes to stroke it

so everyone talked about tubas in limericks that don't rhyme and finish wrong.

TubeNet

Finish the Limericks

the bloke has spoke!