PICK OUT A SHIRT FOR MY GIG !!!

[Nick Pierce]

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are tonight's entertainment...."

Photoshop project, anyone?

[windshieldbug]

I like it:

A blokeshirt playing the blokephone with a blokepiece

[lgb&dtuba]

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are tonight's entertainment...."

Photoshop project, anyone?

Why not?

[Alex C]

Which are the colour options for your lipstick and eyeliners?

Which earrings?

Got a new nose piercing?

No fur elements to the clothing?

[Nick Pierce]

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are tonight's entertainment...."

Photoshop project, anyone?

Why not?

I was thinking something with the horn involved, but that works too.

[imperialbari]

You have to do something about that mike rig. If nothing else a fabric sleeve for each of the 3 stays. I going far out turn it into a Yamaha logo.

K

[JB]

You have to do something about that mike rig. If nothing else a fabric sleeve for each of the 3 stays. I going far out turn it into a Yamaha logo.

K

Had the same thought when taking a look.


Any way to give the three "arms" the same/similar finish as the the horn?

[JB]

You have to do something about that mike rig. If nothing else a fabric sleeve for each of the 3 stays. I going far out turn it into a Yamaha logo.

K

Had the same thought when taking a look.


Any way to give the three "arms" the same/similar finish as the the horn?

I could ...but then (when I put that mic rig back on my silver helicon) its going to make the helicon look like some sort of "time machine" or something...

Although probably a pain in the @$$ , maybe make a rig for each horn: the current silver for the silver helicon, and another for the sousa to match its "color."

[Tuba Guy]

Wrap the arms of the thing in colored paper?

[imperialbari]

Wrap the arms of the thing in colored paper?

I mentioned sleeves out of a fabric, which could be made in any disgusting, and hence well matching, colour. Or the rig could be wrapped in the element still missing from the totally pimped outfit: fur! Any pink poodle in the neighbourhood should watch out from now.

I am sure bloke could have his WW-tech do the stitching. A zipper on the rear would allow for fast shifts.

K

[imperialbari]

Or if it still is allowed to take scalps:

[JB]

Klaus,

That may possibly be the only outfit/instrument/player combo that could effectively distract from what I'll be doing on stage in New Orleans on May 3rd.

bloke "Maybe, I should shave my legs...??"

Perhaps you may want to revisit the plan for plain ol' black shoes, and go similar to what is in the photo...

[rocksanddirt]

I like it.

what sort of mic do you use?

[Tubaryan12]

a pic of bloke that good should be cleaned up a bit:

[imperialbari]

a pic of bloke that good should be cleaned up a bit:

Surely makes him look sharp compared to this guy:

[ken k]

a pic of bloke that good should be cleaned up a bit:

Would we then call him the "Bloker?"

k

[tbn.al]

You messed up that beautiful bell with that ugly thing. Eewwwwww.........Got to fix that. That's worse than a beautiful girl smoking a cigar.

[Dean E]

OK...

Is this better...??

Now it looks like a strap-on. Or a thong.

[The Jackson]

OK...

Is this better...??

Now it looks like a strap-on. Or a thong.

You're right...


...IT'S PERFECT!

[imperialbari]

OK...

Is this better...??

Recorded to tape rather than to disk.

Much better because the glaring non-sophisticated tech-look has been covered up.

bloke has become the type, who fixes major problems with duct tape.

K