glorious glorious jinbao / or my jinbao is better than yours

bisontuba · Post by **bisontuba** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:26 pm

Now I think I know why the South lost the War........

bisontuba · Post by **bisontuba** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:48 pm

Is that the original 'Greyhound?'....

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:15 pm

LJV wrote:
Daniel C. Oberloh wrote:

Seeing how this thread on chinese tubas is pointless and probably going nowhere, anyone have some good recipes for Chinese cosine?

Daniel C. ''who on occasion, feels Joe's pointless threads should be diverted for the public good'' Oberloh
That would take us off on a tangent.
Not a good sine...

Sounds like we're all looking for the right angle on this.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:18 pm

now wait a secant!

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:40 pm

Sorry, didn't mean to be obtuse -- must admit, it is acute idea ...

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:43 pm

jonesmj wrote:Now I think I know why the South lost the War........

Hijack attempt #1..................................

We didn't lose the war. In fact the war is still going on and we are currently winning.

GC · Post by GC » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:51 pm

Derivative humor is a integral part of this board.

imperialbari · Post by **imperialbari** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:57 pm

bloke wrote:
imperialbari wrote:TubeNet saves bloke a lot of shrink money.

Btw: Does the Iceland guy have some of the curly ash ones left over from last year’s April?

Klaus
Klaus,

I will only respond to your completely nonsensical comment (Hey, this is SERIOUS! ) as to say that here at Tubas (the Dixie Line) we are very accommodating to our customers. For those only purchasing a few Jinbao instruments, we have a special speed-checkout lane. Additionally, the sign is designed to be "tuba-player-readable".

Please visit our new AIR-CONDITIONED location !

What non-sense? Wasn’t the supply of ash more than sufficient in Iceland in April last year?

And then there is this dishonesty in your marketing:

First: Your recent outings don’t make it likely that anything in your sales organization has been exposed to air condition.

Second: If I shall count to 15, there is no way I use three hands. I use two hands and one foot.

That extra hand might have come to good use in pulling slides while playing your 7 valves’ version.

Klaus

sloan · Post by **sloan** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:15 pm

Kevin Hendrick wrote:
Sounds like we're all looking for the right angle on this.

Don't be obtuse.

bisontuba · Post by **bisontuba** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:17 pm

Hi-
I must not keep this a secret anymore--JinBao has changed names with its new tester on board--hence forth, the company will be called JinBloke--each instrument will come with a tuba solo for orchestra of 'Rocky Top' along with a Bloke chicken named Mao.....
Mark

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:34 pm

GC wrote:Derivative humor is a integral part of this board.

Indeed it is! Then again, it might be asymptote of something with more significant figures ... or the whole thing could be just a load of old hyperbolics ...

cjk · Post by **cjk** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:37 pm

bloke wrote: Additionally, the sign is designed to be "tuba-player-readable".

Please visit our new AIR-CONDITIONED location !

KarlMarx · Post by **KarlMarx** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:44 pm

Typical that bloke and Mao join up! I have always considered Mao a Tea Party man.

KM

MikeMason · Post by **MikeMason** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:57 pm

You mean the war of northern aggression ?

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:07 am

KarlMarx wrote:Typical that bloke and Mao join up! I have always considered Mao a Tea Party man.

KM

Would that be green tea? Never figured him to "chicken out", though. Hmmm ... "a Mao in every pot"?

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:13 am

A true Dixie Jinbao would be a Jimbo. Symphonic model, a more formal Jimbob.

GC · Post by GC » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:19 am

You mean the war of northern aggression ?

No, the Late Unpleasantness.

And, fellow mathies, the cogent argumentation on this board could be called the top 'o logical.

tubaforce · Post by **tubaforce** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:20 am

bloke wrote:
tbn.al wrote:
jonesmj wrote:Now I think I know why the South lost the War........
Hijack attempt #1..................................

We didn't lose the war. In fact the war is still going on and we are currently winning.
You're being mean, Al. Just because Atlanta was burned to the ground doesn't mean that you shouldn't buy one of my L&N cimbassos. After all, none of those pre-burn buildings were either air-conditioned or handicap-accessible...and they had lead-based paint, too.

C'mon fellahs! As an "Honorary Coon ***" ( Born south of I-10, on the West Coast, abbreviated French last name, long story...) I hate to see all this conflict!
Keep your eyes open for my new JinBao's with solenoid operated valves. Six years in the making, and adjustable direction, with optional trill button...

Al

Michael Bush · Post by **Michael Bush** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:25 am

SplatterTone wrote:Jimbo.

tubaforce wrote: C'mon fellahs! As an "Honorary Coon ***" ( Born south of I-10
Al

Al, I noticed on the phone that you say it a bit like SplatterTone suggests.

Now I know why... It's the correct (i.e., Southern) pronunciation.

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:33 am

GC wrote:
You mean the war of northern aggression ?
No, the Late Unpleasantness.

And, fellow mathies, the cogent argumentation on this board could be called the top 'o logical.

I'd drink to that! From one of these, of course:

http://www.kleinbottle.com/

Good Klein fun!

TubeNet

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