which one?

[imperialbari]

Waiter, why was this course named Turkish Goulash?

The dog’s name was Sultan!

[Michael Bush]

You want the tuba designed by German engineers, of course. But get your goulash from French technicians.

“Heaven is where the police are English, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are English, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians."

(From a restaurant in Orlando last week.)

[iiipopes]

You want the tuba designed by German engineers, of course. But get your goulash from French technicians.

“Heaven is where the police are English, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, the lovers are Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are English, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians."

(From a restaurant in Orlando last week.)

Except that I truly love a Lancaster "hot pot" or a good plate of fish, chips & peas, or a ploughman's lunch, all with a pint of best bitters. If I'm going to hell anyway, I'll be alright. If I'm going to heaven, just drop me off in London on the way....