TubeNet performance skills (organized by category)

sloan · Post by **sloan** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:10 pm

1. Reading skills are paramount. Read for at least 6 months before trying to write.

2. Write what you know. If you don't know anything, don't write. See Skill # 1.

3. Know your audience(s). Understand who you are writing for, and how they are likely to react to your writing. See Skill #1.

4. Throw away all throwaway remarks. If it's not crucial to your main thesis, discard it.

5. Don't presume that those who disagree with you simply didn't understand what you said the first time. Repeating yourself doesn't work, and only annoys the pig.

6. Don't feed the trolls. That's what newbies are for.

7. Discuss. Expect others to discuss what you write. Usually not favorably (those who agree with you are busy nodding; those who don't care are busy nodding off.)

8. When you are done, stop.

PMeuph · Post by **PMeuph** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:32 pm

I was expecting satire, this is actually quite truthful...

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:54 pm

sloan wrote: 8. When you are done, stop.

Can't..... stop! ......Must....have.....last.....word!

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:56 am

And you wash it down with:

iiipopes · Post by **iiipopes** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:57 am

And, hopefully, you share it with some suitable companion, such as:

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:44 am

bloke wrote:9.3 Don't forget your #2 pencil.

I took a #2 beforehand, does that count?

TubaTodd · Post by **TubaTodd** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:46 pm

Unwritten #10: Make a mockery of other people's threads.
Unwritten #11: Every other thread must have a copy of the Octoberfest girls in it.
UNwritten #12: Bloke will read and likely comment on everything thread.

The Big Ben · Post by **The Big Ben** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:24 pm

LJV wrote:Here you go, bloke, take yer pick...

Ya know, it's probably a better deal to buy a used German or American plunger at about the same price as the Chinese model.. If the handle breaks on the Chinese plunger, where will you get a replacement??

PMeuph · Post by **PMeuph** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:39 pm

The Big Ben wrote:
Ya know, it's probably a better deal to buy a used German or American plunger at about the same price as the Chinese model.. If the handle breaks on the Chinese plunger, where will you get a replacement??

The dollar store....

TubaTodd · Post by **TubaTodd** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:52 pm

TubaTodd wrote:Unwritten #10: Make a mockery of other people's threads.
Unwritten #11: Every other thread must have a copy of the Octoberfest girls in it.
UNwritten #12: Bloke will read and likely comment on everything thread.

Unwritten #13: Someone will make a typo in your thread.

TubaTodd · Post by **TubaTodd** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:54 pm

Unwritten #14: You are only 6 threads away from.................Kevin Bacon.

PMeuph · Post by **PMeuph** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:13 pm

bloke wrote:I LOVE bacon !

More than these guys?

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:20 am

Someone was kind enough to reply to the original thread today and I only just now read it as I was in the boonies all weekend. This thread is a lot funnier now that I've read the other one!

TubaTodd · Post by **TubaTodd** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:00 pm

Unwritten #15: Under no circumstances should you use the TubeNet search feature. Every thread is new and exciting.

All kidding aside, what is better, lacquered brass or silver finish? BBb or CC? Is a Miraphone 186 a good horn? Anyone ever played on a Conn Helleberg?

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