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bloke wrote:as long as you don't have a wreck
And of course there are other things that could go wrong on your trip, resulting in delay, damage or loss of the tuba. Is that really a safer bet than palletized freight?

Our post-Orwellian doom is a result of always taking the (near-term) cheapest path.
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bloke wrote: bloke "and neither is the post-Orwellian purpose of phones to speak with people. Rather, the purpose of a phone, now, is to either 1/ not answer it or 2/ put someone in front of it who will shield an ultimately-responsible party from speaking with those to whom they are accountable, or 3/ auto-disconnect whenever anyone says, 'hold on'..."

Seems for folks younger than me, the purpose of phones these days is to send text messages.
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bloke wrote:DO NOT use UPS Ground.

DO NOT use FedExGround.

DO NOT use Greyhound Package Express.

DO NOT use Amtrak.

DO NOT use a common carrier (truck line/freight/etc.)

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You forgot DO NOT use the US Postal Service (for as long as it still exists), although they can't or won't ship most tubas anyway.
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bloke wrote: immeasurably safer and infinitely more reliable...
You have more confidence in my driving, and my car, than I do.
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I'm not the only incompetent driver out there, I'm just one of the tiny minority who's vaguely conscious of it.
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Lew wrote: You forgot DO NOT use the US Postal Service (for as long as it still exists), although they can't or won't ship most tubas anyway.
I've received a tuba via USPS. Came through just fine. It was a 2340 King and came in its two cases. The horn had plastic air pillows shoved in all of the gaps and the whole thing was taped shut. Postage was $100.

BTW: Unless there is a constitutional amendment, the USPS isn't going anywhere. It is a service of the federal government guaranteed by the Constitution.
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It should be noted that the Bloke drives like a bat out of hell.

Bloke doesn't move out of the way for other cars. Traffic gets out of Bloke's way. He is the Chuck Norris of the tuba-transportation realm.

I think there are still some of my white-knuckle marks on his dashboard from a fun trip from Memphis to Chicago to Wisconsin in the same day.
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When I have a tuba in my car, I'm more concerned about it getting stolen than getting in a wreck. Besides, that tuba in the trunk might just be the difference between a bad accident and a tragic accident. Just ask Roger Lewis about that!

Two other thoughts:
1) I've never had a single problem with FedEx Ground. Fast and safe, but not cheap. I picked my 2 of those 3.
2) Shipping is NOT a big deal to me. Shoot, even here on the densely populated east coast, I'd rather NOT have to drive tubas around to people. I even had a tuba shipped to me in NYC from Dillon's, because I didn't want to spend an entire day to travel 35 miles to get to the store. And between gas and tolls, it might have even been cheaper to have it shipped! :roll:
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In it's glory days, WWBW had a reasonably lucrative international trade, which included the shipping of larger brass like euphoniums and tubas worldwide. They will now not ship either of these two horns internationally at any price. When asked, they cite the cost of financing the return shipping and refunds of crushed low brass horns from international destinations. They used either Fedex or UPS as worldwide carriers in those days. On the other hand, Ferguson Music in LA shipped a used Wilson compensating EEb to me in Australia some years back in a cheap gig bag, double cardboard boxed, with a liberal layer of polystyrene chips between each box, and an inflated beach ball shoved down the 19" bell. It arrived, half way around the world in A1 condition. Ferguson would only use Schenker International as shippers, a European outfit, and a little more expensive. That might have been the difference. So it can be done. Finding someone who can do it is the problem.
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bloke wrote:Just like when Memphis rebuilt EVERY curb corner in the ENTIRE city for (surely) billions of dollars (when a handful of people in wheelchairs in the entire city could actually make use of them)...

...the fedrul gubmunt required Greyhound (at a cost of $45,000 per bus) to install a wheelchair lift on EVERY (not just for the 1-or-so-out-of-100,000 passengers, when they could call ahead and say they need one) bus. In doing so to comply with this law, the clearance in the baggage area on the "new" buses is only 26 inches... My carton (because I don't like dented tubas...and did not know about the "new" buses or the whacky law) is 28 inches.
1. Wheelchair ramps at intersections did not cost anywhere near a billion dollars to install in Memphis, even if they put them everywhere, which they did not. Those programs are funded at 90% federal participation, through the Transportation Enhancement Program of the Surface Transportation Program. The TE program is only 10% of the STP, which is the primary road-building program for non-principal routes. Principal routes are covered by the National Highway System program. The State of Tennessee has obligated about $202 million for transportation enhancements, over the 20-year period ending last September. They have only spent about half of the apportionment they have received for enhancements, which means those funds were reapportioned to other programs. The entire country has spent less than $10B for enhancements over that 20-year period. So, assuming Memphis consumed half the state budget (which Nashville, Knoxville, Chattanooga, and every smaller town would have complained about) for enhancements, they could have spend no more than $100M, for programs that include a lot more than just wheelchair ramps. So, "when Memphis rebuilt EVERY curb corner in the ENTIRE city for (surely) billions of dollars" is an exaggeration by at least an order of magnitude, and probably two orders of magnitude. You undermine your position with such exaggerations.

But doing that might well have been cheaper than paying liability lawsuits for not providing reasonable accommodation, when each tort liability case can result in multi-million-dollar payouts. That is most assuredly NOT government's fault--government agencies are usually the defendants in those cases.

2. The Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration responded to the Americans with Disabilities Act by requiring large (which includes Greyhound, of course) fixed-route bus companies to convert their fleets to provide accessibility by October of last year. In other words, they had 22 years to do so after the act was passed, and at least 12 years after that particular rulemaking. $45,000 is less than 10% of the price of a new highway bus, by the way. Greyhound uses mostly MCI buses (typically the D4505 series) that are taller now than they used to be by 5-8 inches, so if they have less room under the floor, it's not because of the wheelchair lift. I'm not saying the luggage compartment isn't shorter, I'm saying that it's probably not the government's fault. The government isn't to blame for everything.

Here is MCI's description of adding lifts to a highway bus, which shows that it does not impinge on the luggage area: http://www.mcicoach.com/service-support ... rRetro.htm.

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First hand shipping info is useful knowledge.
"Final words" are mildly presumptuous at best.
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I've decided to only stay in my house to play my tuba because:

1) My horn centuples the value of my car, thus putting a bullseye on it.

2) No one really wants to hear the Ride repeatedly played poorly.

3) I believe everything I read on the internet :)

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Don't attempt to confuse us with facts Rick.
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bloke wrote:I personally believe that whether people give a crap with whatever they have to do within their jobs has to do with what is inside of them, rather than what is outside of them.
For me, this is probably the most important statement made in this thread. And, yes, Bob, "the final word" seems a bit presumptious to me, too.
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bloke wrote:and yeah, you're right, Rick. I meant to say "millions" on the curb tear-outs. I figure each corner (because they are government-contracted) cost at least $1000 (if not $2000). I've seen hundreds-and-hundreds-and-hundreds of them in Memphis - in more-and-more-and-more obscure locations. I know I've personally driven past a thousand of them...which (surely) cost more than a million dollars just to do the ones that I've personally seen. (Would it have made more sense to rent billboards encouraging wheelchair-bound citizens to request them where they will actually be used?) As Greyhound is having to - rather than continuing to refurbish virtually "last forever" buses - buy all new buses (buses which happen to offer lower luggage clearance than the old buses) to comply with the wheelchair lift thing, I guess what you're telling me is that - in effect - the bus wheelchair lifts actually cost roughly a half million dollars per bus. [/size]
Wrong on the second part. Greyhound's buses are no more "last-forever" vehicles than are freight trucks, which last two or three million miles before being replaced. Greyhound buses may get 500 miles/day operation (though I bet it's higher), and run probably 345 days a year, so they should last about 15-20 years at the most. But usually they get overhauled before then, inside and out, because the interiors become unusable. Buses have been designed to accommodate wheelchair accessibility for at least that long, which is why it was not required for the whole fleet for large fixed-route carriers to have made the conversion until last October. No bus that could not be converted should have lasted long enough to not need to be retired anyway.

And they had another reason to replace them all since 1991: At that time, the maximum legal width of vehicles changed from 96 inches to 102 inches, and Greyhound (as well as all other bus companies) prefer the wider coach to provide more comfortable seating. The old MCI MC-12 Americruisers, which were the last of the 96-inch coaches, were discontinued right about that time. All of the 102-inch coaches were designed to accommodate wheelchair accessibility, though it was an option for a long time.

Small companies were not required to convert their fleet, but they were required to provide the service if requested, as you describe.

But the law says what the law says. It's not up to government agencies (operating below the political level) to set aside what's in the law just because they want to. If the law is unreasonable, the blame should go to those who wrote it and voted for it, and to those who were the cheerleaders at the time.

Most wheelchair ramp replacement programs at intersections are coupled to other improvements and routine replacement of the infrastructure at intersections. We build huge amounts of infrastructure in the 50's through the 70's, and now we have to maintain it, which means replacing it when it no longer meets standards or is falling apart. Such maintenance is at crisis levels in the U.S. right now. That's a matter of determining what is important, and when it comes to setting priorities, maintenance is just not very appealing to the political classes. When you figure out what to do about that, let me know. (I know what I'm doing about that, but maintenance is largely a local issue, so the priorities need to be set locally.) Yes, there are some silly aspects to ADA compliance. That is not the silliest of laws by any means, but some of its outcomes really are disproportionate, to be sure. But it's not the reason your box wouldn't fit on newer Greyhound coaches.

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Due to an unprecedented rash of damaged tubas in transit in 2011, I quit using UPS Ground in 2012. I also had a very expensive box from Germany show up via Panalpina that had not been lashed to the pallet, and although the box appeared undamaged, the tuba inside definitely was. The Panalpina people were quite friendly as they showed me the undamaged-looking box, loaded it into my truck at the west Chicago freight terminal, had me sign for it, then almost shoved me out of the terminal and shut the door. Since the box didn't show exterior damage, the carrier would take no responsibility, and apparently the manufacturer, who had paid plenty to insure it, couldn't make them do so. I was beyond crabby, more like sick to my stomach when I had to eat a $1,500.00 repair job on a new tuba. Just think what that does to your business when that is more than what the profit margin was on this item to start with.

I do still have to ship tubas from time to time, so for lesser-valued instruments, I have shipped via the bus lines (Greyhound/Trailways). The primary problem there has been a tuba arriving at the destination station, and employees not bothering to notify my customer, sometimes for 5 days or so. I tell customers to start calling the terminal within 1-2 days of when I ship it, which seems to prod workers to actually call my customer. Not being able to insure it to full value is a problem of shipping via bus that I offset by the huge amount of business insurance I have to carry.

The brightest spot I have encountered in shipping in the past year has been YRC Freight, out of Chicago, not so far from me. When I call in for a pick-up, Mike the driver is there on time, super-courteous and helpful. A shipment by motor carrier needs to be on a pallet that is at least as long as the box, so that a forklift does not "bump" the box. Without a pallet, an operator may try to slide the forks beneath the box and end up running them through the box. Plastic wrap the box very securely to the pallet. I also tape over the edges of the plastic, to give it more shear strength. When I ship this way, and do not buy the carrier's insurance since I already have insurance, it is actually cheaper than the little-truck services, and motor freight has a 100% success-in-shipping score with me. They have earned my business. There is risk involved in just going through a doorway with a tuba, Joe is upset, and I understand why - I REALLY DO.

I'd just offer to the readers here that you need to carefully consider your options, and driving, in some cases, is a good one.

Last year, a good customer of mine from Hot'lanta offered to meet me halfway for a trade, so I drove from Iowa to Paducah, KY, and he drove from Georgia to Paducah, KY. it was a long day, but we transacted our business, had the instruments in our own care 100% of the time, paid for 1 1/2 tankfuls of gas each and slept in our own beds at the end of a long day.

Also, whenever I'm traveling to/from conferences, I arrange to stop and do business with customers along the way, which helps make the trip more profitable and saves shipping costs for everyone involved. Yeah, that's it - work smarter, not harder.
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Having shipped quite a number of tubas for WWBW when I was with them, I have a bit of insight. When I started there we were experience a 20% damage rate using FedEx 3 day express. It was a very expensive lesson. As a trial we switched over to shipping by freight with the horn in a well padded box and the box strapped to a skid and in the next year we only had one horn damaged in shipping out of about 500 horns shipped.

Yes it is usually best to deliver it yourself so you can guarantee the condition on arrival, but as you can see from my avatar, even that doesn't always work. That's the bell of my JBL Classic F tuba in a hard case after I was hit by a 65 mile an hour semi while I was stopped on the highway.

All you can do is the best that you can do and hope it works out. When you make something gorilla proof, they just find a smarter gorilla.

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From my limited vantage point WWBW might have 'unlearned' any shipping lessons they learned during your time with them Roger.

Slew of identically damaged french horns, saxes, tubas, and sousaphones that were shipped in manufacturer original packaging out there.
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Actually the instruments in that video had been scavenged for parts (as they were manufactured in China) and they could not be made playable. They were headed for the dumpster and the guys were just having a little fun. They know the value of the instruments when they are in working order, but these were already on skids next to the dumpster.

Unfortunately, it's all about the money and not the security of the instruments. To management there, a tuba is just a funny shaped anvil. They don't seem to realize the cost of making good on the damaged instruments as that must be a different line item in the budget. My job was to work for the customer and make sure he was treated the way I would expect to be treated - no matter what. Now you can't even find out who you talked to or reach them again at their extension. I don't have a lot of hope for it getting better.

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In my again *limited* interactions.. I've ascertained that the folks currently in charge have no idea what a clarinet is but know about OSHA compliance and insurance liability. Bunch of bean counters and marketing types doing what they do best.
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