What Are We Doing Here?

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What Are We Doing Here?

 
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roweenie
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I'll be damned if I know
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I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
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bloke wrote:.....why do you play that old thing with all the better options available, particularly with those big BBb's that are now on the market...??
Because Alexander!
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Man has pondered this question for thousands of years, quaffing millions of beverages while pondering.
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What Are We Doing Here?

Who cares?
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... not playing the tuba.
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bloke wrote:I deserve the Noid Awoid...
I (actually) just now practiced (yep...me...bloke) for an hour. :shock:
oh...and not "Bordogni #3" sandbagging. I'm actually (yes really) somewhat tired.

bloke "who - when ~true~ practicing occurs - actually digs in,works on things that are not currently quite within reach"
2. repeated exercise in or performance of an activity or skill so as to acquire or maintain proficiency in it.

Please do not attempt to summon the Noid without considering the consequences!!
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bloke wrote:In a fight-to-the-death between the Noid and the Tubah Goddddh, who would win?

Why would "who" win? They're not even in the question! :P
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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the elephant wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:
bloke wrote:In a fight-to-the-death between the Noid and the Tubah Goddddh, who would win?

Why would "who" win? They're not even in the question! :P
We don’t even have a first bassman. Who’s on Principal?

8)
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Well I'm killing time reading what tuba players I've never met but am still strangely fond of, have to blather about.
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Re: What Are We Doing Here?

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I often wonder the inverse; What Aren’t We Doing Here?...
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the elephant wrote:Right now I am doing a lot of very rubato practice of my Kopprasch and Tyrell technical studies. They are *much* more musical when you ditch the metronome and just allow your technique to dictate time for you. And I am getting a World Class Sound™ right now, too, which is always amazing.
Are you playing them three octaves down, where they should have been written?
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the elephant wrote:Four. I am a real man, doncha know.
Wow, you are ten times the tuba player I am.
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the elephant wrote:I say his tempo markings are good, but not enough. I want more. I play all these at Q = 208. If the unit of beat is not a Q then I do all the math needed to make that etude Q = 208. I am about to buy a metronome kit that will allow me to build a metronome with infinite tempo. It uses an Infinite Probability Drive. Once my tempo is set, I can play all etudes on all horns nearly simultaneously. I will never know where I am going or even what species I will be when I get there. Metronomes that only go to 208 are too limiting. And I am ten times the tuba player of anyone, ever.
Here is your problem. You should never play these with a metronome. Using a metronome is non-musical. You are not, after all, ten times the player that I am.
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First cousin of the Tallest Pygmy?
MISERICORDE, n.
A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
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the elephant wrote:I am ten times more sorry than you are. You cannot out-sorry me. I will not be out-sorried.

I am so sorry that you are sorrier than I am sorry. Please accept my apology for being less sorry that you are sorry.
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the elephant wrote:
Mark wrote:
the elephant wrote:I am ten times more sorry than you are. You cannot out-sorry me. I will not be out-sorried.

I am so sorry that you are sorrier than I am sorry. Please accept my apology for being less sorry that you are sorry.
What are we doing here?
Having some mindless fun?
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the elephant wrote:I am ten times more sorry than you are. You cannot out-sorry me. I will not be out-sorried.


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