some people are like slinkys...

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:39 am

They aren't good for much but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!
k-

Doug@GT · Post by **Doug@GT** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:09 pm

Wonder if it made Mrs. Bates smile...

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:30 pm

ken k wrote:They aren't good for much but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!
k-

Is this a confession?

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:25 pm

"I know nothing."---Sgt. Schultz

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:43 pm

It's not a push if:
a. no one sees it
b. there is no physical evidence
c. you have a really good alibi

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:51 pm

some people you do not have to pay to be good.....

they are good for nothing!

tubatooter1940 · Post by **tubatooter1940** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:30 pm

Definition of mixed feelings:
Watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Mercedes.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:33 am

sign in the mens room:

We aim to please...
You aim too, please!

k-

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:10 am

or...

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be neat and wipe the seat.

_________________________
Joe Baker, who could relate other funny stuff he's read on bathroom walls... but won't.

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:40 am

There was one I remember that's still funny "cleaned up":

Anyone can pee on the floor or write on the walls. Be a man -- poop on the ceiling!
___________________________________
Joe Baker, who sometimes sits and thinks, and sometimes just sits.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:22 am

schlepporello wrote:
Joe Baker wrote: Joe Baker, who could relate other funny stuff he's read on bathroom walls... but won't.
I saw something funny AND clean in the men's room at a local business.
I happened to glance at the wall to the left and saw:
"It's time for toilet stall tennis, look to the right."
Like an idiot, I did, and saw.
"It's time for toilet stall tennis, look to the left."

here I sit all broken hearted...... (I will let some one else finish it....)

MartyNeilan · Post by **MartyNeilan** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:51 am

"We aim to please...you aim too, please."

Dan Schultz · Post by **Dan Schultz** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:42 pm

ken k wrote:some people you do not have to pay to be good.....
they are good for nothing!

Yeah... that's what my dad used to say when I suggested that us kids would be good for a quarter. He told me to be more like my sister... good for nothun!

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:45 pm

When reading a book, do you go forward to get to the back?

k-

Mike Finn · Post by **Mike Finn** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:26 am

Sign at the neighbor's pool: "We don't swim in your toilet... please don't pee in our pool!"

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:00 pm

If someone is talking behind your back, does that mean they are standing in front of you?

After all you back faces back so to be behind it they must be in front of you.

These are questions which keep me up at night......
ken k

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:23 pm

ken k wrote:These are questions which keep me up at night...

So what is a jumbo shrimp... a giant shrimp or a tiny jumbo???

Leland · Post by **Leland** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:38 pm

Mike Finn wrote:Sign at the neighbor's pool: "We don't swim in your toilet... please don't pee in our pool!"

Or, "Welcome to our OOL... Notice there is no "P" in it! Please keep it that way."

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:00 pm

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway...
and why does that remind me of the Houston videos?

Brassdad · Post by **Brassdad** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:01 pm

In my city we have a Bus Station where the buses stop.
We have a train station where the trains stop.

In my office I have a work station where............

TubeNet

some people are like slinkys...

some people are like slinkys...

Re: some people are like slinkys...