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TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:25 pm

Doc wrote:Ray,

If we are going to go off on a related tangent, we should prepare ourselves for the journey:

Fair enough!!!

bort · Post by **bort** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:56 am

What's new in history?

tubbba · Post by **tubbba** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:01 pm

Of all the posts I've read on TubeNet ... this is one of them.

Donn · Post by **Donn** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:45 pm

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming my head off, like the passengers on his bus!

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:57 pm

Doc wrote:#3

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:00 pm

I have a friend who is alot like a slinky. He is not good for much but he brings a smile to my face everytime I push him down the stairs.....

TheHatTuba · Post by **TheHatTuba** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:26 pm

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Donn · Post by **Donn** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:16 am

If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:27 am

time flies like an arrow...
fruit flies like bananas....

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:40 pm

Donn wrote:If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.

You don't really need a parachute to skydive -- you only need it to skydive twice.

tubbba · Post by **tubbba** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:53 pm

Two wrongs don't make a right. But, three lefts do.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:42 pm

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
- Ronald Reagan.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:56 pm

Maybe it's true that hard work never killed anybody. But why take the chance?

big_blue_tubist · Post by **big_blue_tubist** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:28 pm

"I’m not a Republican… but I am saving up to be one"

-Emo Philips

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:39 am

We drive on a park way and park in a driveway...

The Jackson · Post by **The Jackson** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:45 pm

Doc wrote:I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

I would imagine that the exchange rate would make it a very complicated affair (not to mention the time difference).

TheHatTuba · Post by **TheHatTuba** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:04 pm

If i agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

tbn.al · Post by **tbn.al** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:35 pm

I know her! I really do! She lives across the street. She's got tattoos too.

SplatterTone · Post by **SplatterTone** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:29 pm

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

k001k47 · Post by **k001k47** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:44 pm

One of the few instances one can be sure of doing the right thing:
performing pushups and one's gut inhibits a full range of motion.

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